JIGSAWLON last night was an occasion marked by...
* my getting there before anyone else and hanging out with proprietor benjones on his couch, drinking wine
* browsing through a zombie comic book called LOVE EATS BRAINS
* really wanting to buy a robot painting
* other people arriving, and me teaching this guy how to box after we started talking about Muhammad Ali in...
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* my getting there before anyone else and hanging out with proprietor benjones on his couch, drinking wine
* browsing through a zombie comic book called LOVE EATS BRAINS
* really wanting to buy a robot painting
* other people arriving, and me teaching this guy how to box after we started talking about Muhammad Ali in...
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skryche:
Ha! Excellent journal entry.
A friend of mine writes for the Onion, and he posts his rejected headlines on his blog. This week he posted:
Jew For Jesus Also Jew For Shellfish
and
Tart, Vicar Have Creepy British Sex
Jew For Jesus Also Jew For Shellfish
and
Tart, Vicar Have Creepy British Sex
ampersandwich:
youre doing spoken word tonite? unfort. I have plans 
you know Id do anything to see a hot corsetted girl pressed up against the window in Jigsaw...
And yes, my plans tonite will take a stab at the 1st rejected headline - all you can eat lobster night!!
Y~!
you know Id do anything to see a hot corsetted girl pressed up against the window in Jigsaw...
And yes, my plans tonite will take a stab at the 1st rejected headline - all you can eat lobster night!!
Y~!
tinsoldier:
cat people
stormrider:
great pic
tonight!
The Jenny Vaudeville Show/
The People's Democratic Republic of Your Mom
Wednesday June 8, 2005
10pm
Pete's Candy Store
209 Lorimer Street in Williamsburg
Free!
An audience-participation variety show of comedy, sensationalism, ventriloquism, literature, and geekery interspersed with literary quizzes and trivia contests, allowing audience members to compete for prizes. Can you spell backwards? In Pig Latin? Do you like burlesque conjoined twin heavy...
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The Jenny Vaudeville Show/
The People's Democratic Republic of Your Mom
Wednesday June 8, 2005
10pm
Pete's Candy Store
209 Lorimer Street in Williamsburg
Free!
An audience-participation variety show of comedy, sensationalism, ventriloquism, literature, and geekery interspersed with literary quizzes and trivia contests, allowing audience members to compete for prizes. Can you spell backwards? In Pig Latin? Do you like burlesque conjoined twin heavy...
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skryche:
Neat-o! Makes me hungry for offal meats and canned fish!
jenisfamous:
Godhdarnit, I hope I haven't used up my fifteen minutes! I mean, some people do get substantially more. I remember once reading an article about how Regis Philbin arrived in Hollywood -- he couldn't act, he couldn't sing, he couldn't dance, he wasn't funny -- but, by gosh, was he determined to "make it." And he's totally more famous than me. And I occasionally say something clever.
Offal meats and canned fish?
jen
Offal meats and canned fish?
jen
The Jenny Vaudeville Show debuts this Wednesday in Williamsburg
The Jenny Vaudeville Show is an
audience-participation variety show of comedy,
sensationalism, literature, and geekery.
Comedy, spoken word, musical comedy,
ventriloquism, and magic acts are interspersed
with literary quizzes, trivia contests, and mental
challenges, allowing audience members ample
opportunity to compete for prizes.
Can you spell backwards? In Pig Latin? Do you like
burlesque conjoined twin...
Read More
The Jenny Vaudeville Show is an
audience-participation variety show of comedy,
sensationalism, literature, and geekery.
Comedy, spoken word, musical comedy,
ventriloquism, and magic acts are interspersed
with literary quizzes, trivia contests, and mental
challenges, allowing audience members ample
opportunity to compete for prizes.
Can you spell backwards? In Pig Latin? Do you like
burlesque conjoined twin...
Read More
When I hear the word "urban," as in "urban models," I kind of think of tough women with nose rings. Women who don't wear floral prints. Women who didn't come in on a train from Jersey.
With modeling casting calls, I have often had to read between the lines. A call might go out for women with an "urban look." Somewhere down in paragraph three,...
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With modeling casting calls, I have often had to read between the lines. A call might go out for women with an "urban look." Somewhere down in paragraph three,...
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cobaltdesign:
hmm.. sorry about not having that urban look or apple bottom. It's god that you read betwenn the lines. Go to sleep happy though in the knowledge that you have a perfectly developed cherry tomato bottom. 
othello:
Modern terminology has turned to utter bullshit. Nothing means what it should because too many people with no lives and too much time take offense at everything...
I am reading Jonathan Lethem's The Fortress of Solitude; thus far, the protagonist is still in the fifth grade. I especially enjoyed this passage:
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Fifth grade was fourth grade with something wrong. Nothing changed outright. Instead it teetered. You'd pushed futility at Public School 38 so long by then you expected the building itself would be embarassed and quit. The ones who couldn't...
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Fifth grade was fourth grade with something wrong. Nothing changed outright. Instead it teetered. You'd pushed futility at Public School 38 so long by then you expected the building itself would be embarassed and quit. The ones who couldn't...
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The People's Democratic Republic of Your Mom
The People's Democratic Republic of Your Mom is an audience-participation variety show of comedy, sensationalism, literature, and geekery.
Comedy, spoken word, musical comedy, ventriloquism, and magic acts are interspersed with literary quizzes, trivia contests, and mental challenges, allowing audience members ample opportunity to compete for prizes.
Can you spell backwards? In Pig Latin? Do you like burlesque conjoined...
Read More
The People's Democratic Republic of Your Mom is an audience-participation variety show of comedy, sensationalism, literature, and geekery.
Comedy, spoken word, musical comedy, ventriloquism, and magic acts are interspersed with literary quizzes, trivia contests, and mental challenges, allowing audience members ample opportunity to compete for prizes.
Can you spell backwards? In Pig Latin? Do you like burlesque conjoined...
Read More
