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Saturday Jun 11, 2005

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A friend of mine writes for the Onion, and he posts his rejected headlines on his blog. This week he posted:

Jew For Jesus Also Jew For Shellfish

and

Tart, Vicar Have Creepy British Sex
ampersandwich:
youre doing spoken word tonite? unfort. I have plans frown you know Id do anything to see a hot corsetted girl pressed up against the window in Jigsaw...


And yes, my plans tonite will take a stab at the 1st rejected headline - all you can eat lobster night!!

Y~!
Jun 11, 2005
sarahjane:
kiss
Jun 12, 2005

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