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Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

The South Dakota Legislature on Monday made it a crime for a doctor to perform an abortion under any circumstances, except to save the life of a mother. That means women impregnated during rape or incest must carry and deliver.

SD state senator BILL NAPOLI describing the circumstances that could constitute a legal abortion:
"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally...
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new hair. cost a pretty penny but worth it.

i'm thinking of going brunette...

mostly because mary louise parker is the most beautiful woman in the world.
girl crush to the max.

according to this article i just read, my boyfriend is going to cheat on me.

"Will he cheat- and will you know?"

1. He says he would never cheat.
2. He tells you to see a psychiatrist.
3. He tells you to think about going back to work/grad school/etc.
4. He says you don't appreciate him.
5. He says he has grown and you haven't...
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its getting cold in nyc.

sometimes i miss the days when porn was considered a naughty indulgence. remember when going to a strip club was a dirty pleasure and not a destination for your chuckecheeze bachelorette party? when making home movies in your bedroom wasn't something that every soccer mom in your neighborhood did? porn has become our national pastime instead of our secret desire.

i'm all for america feeing...
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i wanna really really really wanna zig a zig ah.

where are all the good men dead?
in the heart or in the head?

discuss.

both my grandparents are in the hospital. its not as bad as it sounds but i am leaving the city for the week to take care of them. they are both going to be fine. i'm not worried. mostly i just hate being alone when this happens. i wish my mom didn't live so far away. dammit.

i'm off to get some flowers and frank...
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