jayden

This morning I went to the bank to make sure my student loans had been administered.
The guy who was supposed to help me was the biggest fucking cocksucker on this side of the planet. I almost stabbed him in the eye with my pen.

On the way home I got pizza, and the cheese and toppings promptly slid off the crust and onto my only clean pair of jeans, leaving me with massive grease stains and no lunch.

On a more positive note, I move out in a week and 2.5 days. score!