So in my apartment building the eletrical room also doubles as a bike room, where everyone keeps their bikes and has a key to the deadbolt. On Friday I retrieved and then dropped off my bike and didn't notice anything out of the ordinary except that someone had dumped a huge desk in the center of the room so everything is even more cluttered. On Sunday evening I went in there to go get my bike again and what should I find sitting on top of beforementioned desk, but the following:
2 huge cardboard boxes filled with a ton of gay porn VHS tapes
3 (!) regular-sized garbage bags filled halfway to 3/4ths FULL of gay porn DVDs
That's alot of gay porno!
So now I'm thinking, if no one has taken it yet, I have all this gay porn at my disposal. I want to do something funny with it. My first thought was to just move it to the free pile in the laundry room where it is out in the open and stuff. But I'm sure I could find better and more hilarious uses for it. That's where you come in. If you had a huge arsenal of gay porn on DVD AND video at your disposal, what would you do with it? (besides masturbating furiously of course)
2 huge cardboard boxes filled with a ton of gay porn VHS tapes
3 (!) regular-sized garbage bags filled halfway to 3/4ths FULL of gay porn DVDs
That's alot of gay porno!
So now I'm thinking, if no one has taken it yet, I have all this gay porn at my disposal. I want to do something funny with it. My first thought was to just move it to the free pile in the laundry room where it is out in the open and stuff. But I'm sure I could find better and more hilarious uses for it. That's where you come in. If you had a huge arsenal of gay porn on DVD AND video at your disposal, what would you do with it? (besides masturbating furiously of course)
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mattereaterlad:
Christmas presents! Or hot-glue gun them to a unitard and go as a Gay Porn shop for Halloween!
outtolunch:
Take it to Wal-Mart and put it in one of their sample TV/DVD combos.