Anytime I do not want someone to have my number, I give them Jenny's phone number. I do this for spammers especially. Do you know Jenny's number? If not, we can't be friends. Also when giving it to people face to face here's a trick I learned, say it slow and say zero instead of oh. Works every time. Be sure to include area code.
Here's a quote I think is the most important quotes in the world. I gave a person I barely knew over 400 dollars to pay a debt I owed to someone else and I didn't think twice about it. It makes me think of a quote I read in the book (it's in my vital stats) called Papillon (french for butterfly). It's an auto biography...
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I don't know if it is just me or is this happening to everyone all across the country?
When you're behind someone who is doing 35 in a 30mph zone, 45 in a 40mph zone, 50 in a 45mph zone and 45 in a 55mph zone. Like what the fuck man?! you do 5 miles above the speed limit and when the state speed says...
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I had a fish, I reeled her in. I had her in my hands. Then she slipped through and jumped back into the ocean.
Nina: A bedtime story.
I'm not sure where I was but the weather was decent out. It was a warm day on the side of the road. Don't remember how I got there but that's how I met Nina. I found...
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According to the USA government (most likely all state governments too), unless you're married, separated, divorced, or widowed, you're legally single. I only say this based on all forms and applications related to the governments. It's funny. Every damn time I fill something out I question it and sometimes I smile.
My latest newest obsession is peanut butter. PB&J, peanut butter celery, peanut butter on toast, PB cookies, PB ice cream, Reese's PB Cups, PB donuts, Yellow cake with PB frosting, and a new thing I discovered PB CUPCAKES! I bought one package, Went out to my vehicle tore em open and tried it I went back in and NOW they are sold out. MINE! MINE!...
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Finally going to be off work next Saturday and that's prime rib day at the local restaurant down the street from me. I haven't had prime rib since 2008 when I cooked at that restaurant. I just never thought about prime rib until a few weeks ago when the place I work at smelled like prime rib. Been craving it ever since. Until then there's...
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Geez, I just investigated the tipping feature and I didn't know it was such a huge issue! I'd like to know what percentage of the tip do the girls get? Should I be making my tips anonymous? I thought of it as a great thing. The girls hardly make money off their sets. I have always tipped those that service me at restaurants, hair places,...
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Hello I'm James. Here is my story:
I'm originally from SoCal (San Diego California). I migrated to WNY (Western New York NOT NYC) When I was 12. I hate it here.
Age 5 I was placed into foster care.
Age 8 I was adopted.
July 28th 2002 (age 17): I finally escaped the hell I lived through for 12 years by the hands of my...
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''LEEEEEEEEEETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEE! ! !''
Work Me: jump right in. Keep focused what's ahead and not behind. Go help the person with the broken machine to get the product manufactured faster. Talk to Curly, Larry, and Moe. Walk slow with chin up. Ask the prettiest girl out. Defend myself to the fullest. Ask many questions. Go over and make someone smile if you...
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