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jamale7777

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Went to the grocery store. . .

May 14, 2019
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I'm an idiot because I paid too many bills and didn't leave any cash for food.

Needed to buy some food because I hadn't eaten much these past 2 days. I had some loose coinage and decided to turn it in and grab a thing or two. Coinstar said 10.16! Score! I thought it was going to be maybe 5 bucks.

After some calculating and returning items to their shelves several times, I opted for some honey buns, gallon of milk, 2 single pints of vanilla cappuccino milk and Bob Evans Pasta meal.

It wasn't until I got home that I realized I could have switched the cardboard sleeves with other meals to fool everyone getting the meal. Would be funny when they got home to eat and discovered that they didn't get what they thought they were getting. Would they return the unused portion? lol. I know. Pure evil. I joined the Dark Side because they had cookies. I like cookies.

That is all. All this for an evil prank/joke/whatever

gadget:
Before you go switching labels like that, consider those of us with food allergies. Coinstar has saved my ass so many times.
May 15, 2019
jamale7777:
I didn't consider that but me being a person with a culinary education, I know people with food allergies wouldn't be picking one of those up.  Me being me, I wouldn't have done it. There's a lot of things I think about like that but haven't done. Most are pranks on my friends.
May 15, 2019

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