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jamale7777

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May 7, 2019
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I just discovered (as I got hungry and wanted a quick bite) That the food I bought over the last weekend of April has gone moldy! I was so looking forward to my eats. Sadly they are no longer edible. WAH! I want my mommy!

I've had a few drinks and and I wanted a snack so I went to the snack cupboard and discovered the food and saw they were moldy. Now I have no snacks and I'm drunk so I cannot drive legally. Delivery is closed for the night. Now I'm going to have a hangover. this blows. I now wish I had a roommate. Here's a few pictures if they load right:

Sweet red wine from a local wine maker.

A flask of Captains

Small bottle of Bailey's

And my fave Red Stag by Jim Beam. Oh I guess it didn't want to load. I really wish I had a roommate right now. Sadly Uber Eats doesn't deliver in my small town outside of Buffalo. The pizza guys are closed for the night and I cannot legally drive. And I need food! I sure as shit am not going to walk 4 miles one way to 7-Eleven. Yes there are closer stores but they're all closed. I want my mommy! Sadly she moved 30 miles away and she would get me food if I asked. But I'm not going to ask her to drive 60 miles because I'm the dumb-ass that didn't plan. FML. I could drive but since I like my driving privileges, I'm not going to risk the town cops pulling me over. Looks like it's going to be hangover time for me.

gadget:
Man! I used to love me some Bully Hill back in the day. Next time store your pastries in the fridge! Maybe you have the ingredients to bake something?
May 7, 2019
jamale7777:
Just sugar, vanilla, cinnamon and peanut butter. No milk and I cannot have eggs. If I buy a dozen eggs, they'll be eaten in a day. I cannot even make egg salad with them. I have no control when it comes to eggs. Also I have a junk oven.
May 7, 2019

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