jagerfairy's SuicideGirls Blog

3 DAYZ AND COUNTING................................

HAIR NOW BLACK N RED.

SKULL ATTATCHED TO HANDLEBARS OF COOLEST PLAYA BIKE EVER.

KITTY-CAT PANTIES WASHED AND SQUEEKY CLEAN.

3 HALF GALLONS OF JAGER PRIMED AND READY.

UH-HUH.

THIS IS GUNNA HURT...........................

dave_h:

a gallon and a half of jager?!?! why didn't you say so before. now I wanna go to this burning man thing.

Aug 21, 2003

kudra:

You are gonna have so much fun!!!! Give me a call when you get home, or I'll call you once I see you write in here.

Aug 21, 2003

6 more days............................

so much to do...........................

and how the hell did I end up covered in
jello again??????

damnit.

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daddiesgirl:

I want to tell all the world how fuckingfabulous this little fairy girl truly is. Her eyes seduce and draw you in. Her hips are...well they do this thing...there's just nothing in the whole world like a woman with a double jointed back. Word. Swivelicious, hypnotic, addictive. She'll take you by the hand and march you straight to hell and along the way she somehow manages to save your soul.

[Edited on Aug 18, 2003]

Aug 18, 2003

greggster:

Take lots of pics from BM and post them here so I can see what i missed ok?

And If you find any hott midgets I want some 8x10's

Aug 20, 2003

in 10 days from now..............
I will be on the playa.

armed only with bright red ponytails , matching full bottom panties , some erratically placed electrical tape ,combat boots , and a super soaker absolutely dripping full of Jagermeister.............

I will hunt and pillage.

greggster:

now that sounds like a fucking party

oh me oh my ah
son of a gun you'll have big fun on the playa

I have never thought that I would like BM but you make it sound like a good time.

Aug 14, 2003

kudra:

Just stopping in to say hi and say I hope you have so much fun in the desert! I'm a little envious, I must say. If only for the fact that I could dress how I really want to every day for a week.
Give me a call when you get home and you and L hug eachother for me.

Aug 17, 2003

COUNTDOWN NOW STANDS AT 13 DAYZZZZ......

'TILL .................."OUTTA HAND- IN DA SAND".

(put'cha butt in da puddin'.............ooooohhhh yeah.)

greggster:

sounds absolutely sinister!!

will it invlovle midgets?

Aug 13, 2003

greggster:

good point and lucky for us!!
*sings*
I believe there are midgets among us
Sent down to us from heaven above

Oh and if your testimonial was on my headstone I could die happy

VIVA LA POOP

[Edited on Aug 14, 2003]

Aug 14, 2003

THERE WAS AN OLD MAID FROM NANTUCKET

WITH AN ASSHOLE AS BIG AS A BUCKET

WHILE BENT OVER THE OVEN,

A'DREAMIN OF LUVIN'........................

HER GOAT SEIZED THE MOMENT TO FUCK
IT.

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kudra:

you silly girl.

Aug 8, 2003

kudra:

got your cute message, but I have been sooooo busy the last few days. I'll give you a call some time this week.
I got my baby kitten tonight! He needs to fed a little bit still with a dropper! He is adorable!

Aug 11, 2003

CRAWLING AWAY FROM THIS WEEKEND.

............................. ai mommie.

GOD DAMN I LOVE MY FAMILY.

(special thankx to D.D.D )
(and , of course ,.................. ....team 6 deep)

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kudra:

thanks

Aug 7, 2003

noelani:

Hello luv. Got your message last night around 3am. called but I think I wrote the number down wrong. call me back.

Aug 8, 2003

AH PORTLAND...........................................

A BIG OL F*&$%CK YES TO L , BIG DIRTY, KUDRA , FAITH , AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO FED ME BLOODY MARYS AND KEPT ME SEMI-UPRIGHT ALL WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GUYZ ROCK FER SURE.

ALL I CAN REALLY SAY IS.........

OOOOHH OOOOO AHHH UH I OHHHH........., UH-OH.

AND OF COURSE......................WOOOOOF.

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kudra:

dammit, dammit. I just typed you a huge message and accidentally deleted it. I hate that. So I'll just ask if you have anything fun going on this weekend. I am half tempted to drive up there. My good friend Steve is up there from Phoenix. So close, yet so far away.
I'm going karaoke tomorrow with Seann

It's been forever. I'm so excited.

Aug 1, 2003

kudra:

Don't worry, I was just fantasizing about coming up there. Believe me, if I'm ever coming to Seattle you will probably be the first to know.

And yea, I have your number.

How was your weekend?

Aug 4, 2003

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...................
THE JAGER FAIRY IS OFFICIALLY A WALKING MENACE...........................

burnt my f*#@$ing lips off eating fire drunk , after pulling every muscle in my body wrestling a damn pile of naked women in jello , then got 6 hours of ink ground into my upper arm , afterwards which I pounded 8 or 9 shots and puked into a fountain , then proceeded...
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noelani:

where in the sweet lords name do you get all of this ambrosia and jello??

Good hearing from you lady...it was funny and I laughed.

Have fun this weekend.

Jul 24, 2003

greggster:

Now that sounds like a good time...do it till it hurts I always say ( not really )

And yes indeed it was starring the one and only Bridgette the Midget

Jul 24, 2003

JAGER FAIRY'S 10 DAYZ OFF CHECKLIST............
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1:wrestle in jello.....................check
2:drink an innordinate amount ..................check
3:6 hrs. of new ink in one shot................check
4:leave several drunken, filthy, and unintelligible messages on L's voice mail............(heh heh)check
5:spend day doing nothing but leering at SG ladies..........check check check
6:give Portland sumthin' to remember.............??????

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tarbaby:

i fucking love you-will you marry me? or we could just go on a drunken 50 state crime spree....

Jul 23, 2003

greggster:

I was telling Trixie about a midget porn we bought while on tour. It was called "the littlest squirt"
That was one dirty lil hussy for sure.
When I saw her get it good while lying on the arm of a sofa. Oh man good times

[Edited on Jul 23, 2003]

Jul 23, 2003

LAST NIGHT I DRANK ENOUGH TO INTOXICATE A HERD OF IRISH MIDGETS AND WRESTLED 6 NAKED WOMEN IN A GIANT VAT OF AMBROSIA SALAD.

TODAY I LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA WITH MARSHMELLOWS UP IT'S ASS.

BUT AM I SMILING?..................................

INDEED.

azura:

hmmm an oopma loompa w/ a marshmallow up its ass....
wonder what happens if you stick him in the microwave?

smile on dudes

Jul 20, 2003

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