I want to tell all the world how fuckingfabulous this little fairy girl truly is. Her eyes seduce and draw you in. Her hips are...well they do this thing...there's just nothing in the whole world like a woman with a double jointed back. Word. Swivelicious, hypnotic, addictive. She'll take you by the hand and march you straight to hell and along the way she somehow manages to save your soul.
[Edited on Aug 18, 2003]
And If you find any hott midgets I want some 8x10's