Wednesday Mar 03, 2004

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WELP,

IT LOOKS LIKE MY MEMBERSHIP IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE , AND I'S'A BROKE MOFO , SO I GUESS THIS IS FAREWELL...........

I WILL SO MISS DA HOT NEKIE LADIES...

SNIF.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


wink wink love love love wink wink
noelani:
bye darlin.
greggster:
I will miss you too babe....cept I know where to find you kiss

Monday Feb 23, 2004

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I have the stupidest cold ever.

somebody hit me with a shovel............


please.


surreal
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kingskottie:
a shovel knock will unclog most noses.
blinding3rdeye:
one sec...

Wednesday Feb 18, 2004

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I need a bj.





miao!! null
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russula:
If your the Jagerfairy. Are you the one that takes away my brain when i drink a bottle? wink
sempi:
Hi. Love your username. Reminds me of my time in Germany.

Wednesday Feb 04, 2004

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I am a cheap tramp sex poodle.



that is all.
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hanoibomb:
woe is the life of a cheap tramp sex poodle. For I know, because I am a cheap tramp sex poodle.
punkinhead:
Yeh but your the Jagerfairly so were old friends. And old friends never judge.

be well,

ph

Friday Jan 23, 2004

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IT'S DRUNK-ASS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(let's go set something on fire)

wink
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greggster:
greggster got fuckin hammered last night CHEERS!!
loismustdie:
hell yeah

Friday Jan 23, 2004

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I have a headache.

where is that damn midget with my Jagermeister???................................
dave_h:
I still haven't posted it on my website ( www.modernmando.com )but yeah. I'll link it to you when I do. When I first started writing it I was tipsy on jegermeister and eventually it sort of just become a song about you. It's called the Legendary Jagerfairy. There's no words or anything, so don't get too excited. I think I named it after you because at the time I had heard a lot about you from L and Jazmin and I think I've even talked to you a couple of times. So you're a legend to me. anyways, one of these days I'll put it up.

Tuesday Jan 06, 2004

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well holy hell , lookie whose updating their journal...................

anywayzz , on to my enthrawling list of things I learned over the holidays:

#1: people get disgruntled when I make out with their wives.

#2: I look hot in spiderman underoos.

#3: I can eat my body weight in garlic mashed potatoes.

#4: I come from a family of kareoke gods.

#5: 6 shots of...
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dave_h:
Did I ever tell you I named a song after you?
kudra:
Ha. I have to laugh at #1 now. I had such a good time with you guys, it made me wish I could move to Seattle. I can't, but I think I need to come visit more often. This weekend was the most fun I've had in a month and a half and I'm finally starting to feel normal again now. Oh, the miraculous happenings in my head to get drunk with fun people and meet a hot boy, whose hair I'd try to fuck even if it weren't attatched to him.

Wednesday Dec 10, 2003

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bleh.



wink
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kingskottie:
hey where you been?
kingskottie:
jager fairy rox!

Wednesday Oct 29, 2003

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people asking questions,
lost in confusion.

well I tell them there's no problem,
only solution.

well they shake their heads and look at me as if I've lost my mind.

I tell them there's no hurry...........

I'm just sitting here doin' time.
kudra:
I love that song.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE Y'ALL TOMORROW NIGHT!!! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE BEST WEEKEND!!!
whip:
heheh... Jagerfairy... hehehe.

Monday Oct 20, 2003

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my brothers are gone.


snif.



frown miao!! frown
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tmfka:
Its a damn shame...

>=]
tmfka:
and some people are up at 10:30 who just had some really weird ass dreams...

Tuesday Oct 14, 2003

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hummmmmmmm tee dumm........

secret word for this weekend issssssss:


"interesting"



had my salad tossed by the mighty ocean herself.....................


survived broken beds , hurricanes , Daddiesgirl in a shower obviously designed for midgets , a game of a$$hole with L n Bigdirty , and poprocks in my hoo-hoo.


thanks guyz fer one hell of a ride....

(even Daddies girl , although she wouldn't let us...
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greggster:
pop rocks in the hoo haw....what brought that on?

did ya throw some soda in for good measure....oh wait that is unsafe I think....could make the pussy go BOOM!!

The new profile pic is hot

glad had fun
kudra:
I can't wait to see you on Halloween! We will be up all weekend so let's go dancing maybe Saturday night too! If Omar will consent.

Tuesday Oct 14, 2003

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hummmmmmmm tee dumm........

secret word for this weekend issssssss:


"interesting"



had my salad tossed by the mighty ocean herself.....................


survived broken beds , hurricanes , Daddiesgirl in a shower obviously designed for midgets , a game of a$$hole with L n Bigdirty , and poprocks in my hoo-hoo.


thanks guyz fer one hell of a ride....

(even Daddies girl , although she wouldn't let us...
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