Why does that kid want to do a poo at pauls house?
Kids dont usually give a fuck about air freshners.
What lure does paul have over this child?
How old is paul?
Does Paul make this child do other things?
Does Paul film it, then upload it onto some grotesque website?
Why did the child pack his rucksack to go somewhere for a shit?...
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Watching the beatles documentaries this weekend its a shock to find that Ringo Starr was the funniest member of the band.
Now he is a egotistical cunt, who apparently is too busy for his fans.
Paul McCartney remains awesome as ever though...
People can deny it all they want the fact is The Beatles are probably the greatest band that will ever exist. They released...
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Now he is a egotistical cunt, who apparently is too busy for his fans.
Paul McCartney remains awesome as ever though...
People can deny it all they want the fact is The Beatles are probably the greatest band that will ever exist. They released...
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rudii:
exactly!!
with no lube or foreplay either!!!!
i still think "come together" was way ahead of its time
with no lube or foreplay either!!!!
i still think "come together" was way ahead of its time
mat8drb:
The Rock Band scares me but you're mostly right there. They are wonderful. 
After listening to an audiobook about the collapse of proper journalism in the media today, favouring commercial gain over honesty and integrity...
After reading just two chapters of bad science...
After getting angry everyday at tabloid papers...
After despairing about the youth of today and their taste in music and sense of moral decency...
I came to the conclusion.
The world is fucked.
And you...
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After reading just two chapters of bad science...
After getting angry everyday at tabloid papers...
After despairing about the youth of today and their taste in music and sense of moral decency...
I came to the conclusion.
The world is fucked.
And you...
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huw:
Surely you aren't including the Daily Star in that too?
johnnyforeigner:
a) I don't think people use the term 'copper' to refer to to the (un)popular beat combo of yesteryear. At a push he might have been mistaking me for someone with ginger hair, but I doubt it.
b) Ryan Jarman needs to sort his hair out. I can afford a proper haircut, and I'm not a rock star. I blame Kate Nash.
b) Ryan Jarman needs to sort his hair out. I can afford a proper haircut, and I'm not a rock star. I blame Kate Nash.
Today was not a good day.
It was the last day of working with my best friend before she moves to London. She was crying as we walked out of work towards the point we usually part. It made it difficult to not to be emotional but i hung on an managed to get out "you can always call me" before she had to get...
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It was the last day of working with my best friend before she moves to London. She was crying as we walked out of work towards the point we usually part. It made it difficult to not to be emotional but i hung on an managed to get out "you can always call me" before she had to get...
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johnnyforeigner:
I'll never doubt you again! Well, time next time, anyway 
tsui:
Yeah, me too. I can't believe they fly around and stand on buildings. I was standing there laughing the whole time.
At some point i will update this properly.
Just not now...
In the meantime lets rock out...
Just not now...
In the meantime lets rock out...
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squee:
Tune!
machiko:
hahahahahahahaha!!!! best idea ive hear 
you do win!!! sweet jebus that must suck
you do win!!! sweet jebus that must suck
Lets get rid of the shite video from the last blog and instead give massive props and respect to a band from my teenage years...
The Presidents of the United States of America
The Presidents of the United States of America
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ikaruga:
that was pretty much my thought when I first saw it...
yes, that was maple syrup on bacon & pancakes. I was cynical about it myself.
but it was awesome.
yes, that was maple syrup on bacon & pancakes. I was cynical about it myself.
but it was awesome.
evilsaint101:
PUSA are awesome, many memories from my youth are wrapped up in some of there songs! I adore lump, it's fharking awesome! 
I saw this today and i dont think i want to live on the planet anymore.
Pass me my revolver matron, im going for a walk in the woods.
Tell mother I loved her.
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jena:
I was bound to fuck up. Can you confirm that for me so that I can edit? Might have to elimnate it all together.
lil_em:
Bad grammar should be punishable by death!
Eurovision.
Car crash tv at its finest.
Some of my favourite songs...
This one representing the Netherlands never made it past the semi-finals.
Cant think why.
Could it be...
* The awful suits?
* The terrible song?
* The tacky hand-light gimmick?
* The fact that the band looks like its made up of the fathers of the actual group standing in so the lighting...
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Car crash tv at its finest.
Some of my favourite songs...
This one representing the Netherlands never made it past the semi-finals.
Cant think why.
Could it be...
* The awful suits?
* The terrible song?
* The tacky hand-light gimmick?
* The fact that the band looks like its made up of the fathers of the actual group standing in so the lighting...
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theknives:
Indeed, and it's served me well!
vortext:
I love that flight of the conchords song.
IM THA BOOM KING.
IM THA BOOM KING.
Im aware im stuck in a rut, but its quite comfortable in there, i have a nice tv and plenty of dvds.
Even though it seems every MP seems to be taking advantage of what is a seemingly obscure set of rules when it comes to expenses, im perfectly fine with it.
My taxes seemingly dont go on public spending.
They go to bail out...
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Even though it seems every MP seems to be taking advantage of what is a seemingly obscure set of rules when it comes to expenses, im perfectly fine with it.
My taxes seemingly dont go on public spending.
They go to bail out...
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daisy:
I'm very glad you'll be watching eurovision semis. It made me smile.
daisy:
Ours is the best interpretation i think you'll find. We shall compare notes in approx. 2 hours. And.....go
I was going to do a daily blog based on the bollocks the daily star prints but then I lost a few copies so ill do it next week. I know how much you were all looking forward to that ha ha.
So here are some random thoughts that if you have access to my facebook or twitter you may already have seen
* Tues...
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So here are some random thoughts that if you have access to my facebook or twitter you may already have seen
* Tues...
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ikaruga:
yes, it's a cup of hot water with a flower in it.
and so much more.
the bits that look like pine needles make it taste amazing. as does the flower.
honest.
and so much more.
the bits that look like pine needles make it taste amazing. as does the flower.
honest.
ikaruga:
I think it was 2.95. or maybe 3.25?
either way, 'twas awesome and I'll happily go back for more!
either way, 'twas awesome and I'll happily go back for more!
*Random Thoughts*
- I saw a man today watching a video on his ipod while having a piss.
- Why do wanna be gangstas walk with limps? Surely that is admitting weakness that whom ever wanted your blood got it. Surely the best Gangstas are the ones that got away and therefore can run/skip/prance about.
- Its reassuring to see guys as bad at flirting as i am,...
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suziq:
yeah that's weird man. so what, you're a stocking guy?
ikaruga:
I thought that it was because they'd been shot?
ah well, what do I know?
ah well, what do I know?
I spent the last two days in birmingham.
Staying in a hotel room that was like a prison cell.
More soon....
Staying in a hotel room that was like a prison cell.
More soon....
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miserabelle:
Which hotel was it? They all look dreary, I quite like Birmingham but I wouldn't like to be there.... all of the time. Did you visit the bull? xx
xx
vindice:
Gah. We should have done drinks.
It wasn't the Britannia, was it? That's where all the prossies go.
It wasn't the Britannia, was it? That's where all the prossies go.
All of the other reindeer hate you.
Love,
Me.
Not that we're speaking, but y'know.