Saturday Jan 10, 2004

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OK, so never riding the wave of a 13 hour Vodka and Tequila fuelled drinking binge return home and tell your flat mate that you've liked her since the day dot.

And never shove your tongue in her ear immediately after saying this, or at least ask first. The results are less than desirable.

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meemee:
ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

i LOVE the profile pic!!!
Koop is my FAVORITE characyer in human traffic! biggrin
meemee:
um...yeah Character even whatever

Saturday Dec 06, 2003

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OK, so some friends come back the other night and park in the space my neighbours use. I got this really shitty, utilitarian note barking on about how they had to use a visitor space and thanks loads for parking in their space and the usual 'have a nice day' kind of shit.

So I wrote back:

Dear tenant,


Please accept my apologies on behalf...
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mattthegoon:
yes..i love your moving picture...it makes satan smile.

skull
welcome2thedawn:
they don't let me eat the fruit... frown

Saturday Nov 29, 2003

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Had a nice casual night down my local last night. Made full use of my camera phone last night taking sick picture of a mates girlfriend and sending them to him while he was out in London. I'm sure he saw the funny side.... Sarah fucked off into the city afterwards to a hip-hop night and should have been at work at eight this morning....
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Tuesday Nov 25, 2003

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Heh, I like to keep my life interesting. The most unbelievably cute girl appears to be living with me. I gave her the keys to my flat 'cos I was going away for a couple of weeks and she had no place to stay, that was three weeks ago. I'm back, she's still here. She's still sleeping in my bed and I'm sleeping beside her....
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minty:
You should have heard the din he was making inside the tomb before they let him out. tongue

PS: Go for it.
rawr_ima_monster:
dear sir.
-you must be killed now, for reasons of jealousy and rage.
Dave

Saturday Nov 01, 2003

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Most people were celebrating Guy Fawkes night early tonight for the weekend, fireworks lighting up the sky all around me in a supposed celebration of victory.

Why is it we celebrate the failure, capturing and subsequent hang, draw and quartering of the only man to ever enter parliament with honorable intentions?

ARRR!!!
siara:
We don't actually celebrate Guy Fawkes over here.. but i have to admit I don't even have a clue of the history of the celebration. very naive of me. I really should read the history of the day.
skull XX
xtx:
You have the best profile pic ever. biggrin

Tuesday Oct 07, 2003

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So we're not right then?

If that's the case then why phone me every other day? Why ask me to go to a halloween party with you?

So we can keep reminding each other of why we're not right eh?

Set me free.

blackeyed
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rawr_ima_monster:
I'l poke YOU wiht a stick.
-Umm...yeah. I'm keeping my sticks as far away from the fire as possible, I suppose.
Dave
koleeta:
Hey! that's just what I was thinking!

Wednesday Oct 01, 2003

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I woke up this morning feeling rank!

The only conclusion I can draw is that thieves broke into my house while I slept, stole all the alcohol they could find, then poured a bucket of ooo aaa shit in my mouth and kicked me in the head a few times.

blackeyed blackeyed blackeyed
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unravled:
Ohhh, quick...go wash em.
madigan:
I felt rank when I woke up, too. A variation of rank from yours, but still rank. So naturally, I showered and de-ranked myself.

tongue

Thankee much for thee birthday weeshes biggrin

Saturday Sep 27, 2003

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I'm absolutely disgusted with myself that I felt I was too busy yesterday to phone my own mother and wish her happy birthday. I've got my head stuck so far up the arse of my own career I can't see for shit anymore.

I need to find something I enjoy and feel I'm putting worth into something that makes a difference rather than just making...
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_6deana9_:
bubble baths are lots of fun

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_6deana9_:
yeah, for Offspring
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Tuesday Sep 23, 2003

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How many times do you have to sleep with your ex before it's not ex sex any more?

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yawf:
unsure,
but i've heard once you sleep w/ them one time after you've broken up for good you can take them off your list. so in theory if you sleep with all your ex's you can revert back to virginity.
johnotronic:
Arbitrary answer: 12.

Semantically speaking, every time you sleep with your ex, it's ex sex, so long as neither of you bear the ulterior motive of getting back together. Then it's no-longer-want-to-be-ex sex, and that's a whole 'nother meatball, brother.

In other news, I'll get to ripping you a copy of the Boss once I get my hardware in order to do vinyl rips. However, it's not the Born in the USA single. Rather, it's the entire album, so I'll give you the song that has the most character, as you so deftly put it.

Saturday Sep 20, 2003

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Got a mail from Lucy today, apparently the flight out to Australia was horrific but totally worth the trauma. I went out tonight and realised the massive dent they've left in the social structure of the group.

Smoked a spliff before I went down the pub from this Swazy Gold I got as a sampler from a friend so I wasn't at all paranoid by...
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