An Open Letter to The Gods...
Dear Gods,
Please remove the 17 year old girl attached to my hip.
I've appreciated the lesson in tolerance, but I was pretty sure we'd covered that in my last job as a domestic violence counselor when you sent me my small pay check, incompetent co-workers, fucked up legal system, pompous and retarded CEO, and the boss who wasn't...
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Dear Gods,
Please remove the 17 year old girl attached to my hip.
I've appreciated the lesson in tolerance, but I was pretty sure we'd covered that in my last job as a domestic violence counselor when you sent me my small pay check, incompetent co-workers, fucked up legal system, pompous and retarded CEO, and the boss who wasn't...
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Today would have been my Daddy's 68th birthday.
He died of Leukemia about 22 years ago.
I was Daddy'd girl. He was my hero. He drove a classic red mustang. I was so little when we'd go speeding around town in it that the thing I remember most about it is the silver mustang emblem on the glove compartment.
He sold the mustang before he...
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He died of Leukemia about 22 years ago.
I was Daddy'd girl. He was my hero. He drove a classic red mustang. I was so little when we'd go speeding around town in it that the thing I remember most about it is the silver mustang emblem on the glove compartment.
He sold the mustang before he...
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bakurebob:
You go in there and knock em dead Mz Lucy. 
and oddly enough.. It was my grandma who taught me how to fish and interested me in outdoor activities.. Dad gave me a love of books and science that's pretty cool though.
I know your Daddy would be proud.
Bob
and oddly enough.. It was my grandma who taught me how to fish and interested me in outdoor activities.. Dad gave me a love of books and science that's pretty cool though.
I know your Daddy would be proud.
Bob
estrada:
Go get'em Miss.
Ugh...spent almost the entirety of yesterday with the kids 
Had plans with the girl to explore the one bus line that runs by here and go out to the mall...yes...the mall...this is what I've been reduced to. I told her I'd call her when I was ready to motivate...sometime around noon.
She called twice before 2pm and I simply screened the call. I think it...
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Had plans with the girl to explore the one bus line that runs by here and go out to the mall...yes...the mall...this is what I've been reduced to. I told her I'd call her when I was ready to motivate...sometime around noon.
She called twice before 2pm and I simply screened the call. I think it...
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irina:
YIKES! Good luck...
spadez:
Yeah I was on TV at one time... not one of my more glamerous moments but there it is...
My debut was on a gameshow for MTV I did two episodes and I think one never aired. The one that did air just made me look like an ass. The gameshow was Singled Out, yup the dating game. Carmen Electra was the hostess then and wasn't too pollite. I was very unimpressed by her.
My debut was on a gameshow for MTV I did two episodes and I think one never aired. The one that did air just made me look like an ass. The gameshow was Singled Out, yup the dating game. Carmen Electra was the hostess then and wasn't too pollite. I was very unimpressed by her.
So...I'm having a dilemna...
It's kinda cute...and kinda frustrating...
These two new kids that I've met...one is a 17 year old girl (she'll be 18 on Tuesday) who is starting school with me...and that 19 year old boy who I've gotten to give me rides to school so I can take care of my registration crap...
Well... apparently...both of them think that my house is...
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It's kinda cute...and kinda frustrating...
These two new kids that I've met...one is a 17 year old girl (she'll be 18 on Tuesday) who is starting school with me...and that 19 year old boy who I've gotten to give me rides to school so I can take care of my registration crap...
Well... apparently...both of them think that my house is...
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keithyboy20:
These kids ever hear of using a phone, or payphone before popping in on someone? Stupid children, these days... 
willdabeast:
hello 
i'll more than likely post again. i can't stay away forever
i'll more than likely post again. i can't stay away forever Thank you guys for all your support and comments about my show!!!! 
I had an encredible time doing it! I know, you can't tell how much fun I was having from watching the show...that's just what I look like when I'm in my 'competition place' in my head.
And now that I've won it...my prize is that I get to drive Big Foot in a...
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I had an encredible time doing it! I know, you can't tell how much fun I was having from watching the show...that's just what I look like when I'm in my 'competition place' in my head.
And now that I've won it...my prize is that I get to drive Big Foot in a...
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harrq:
thanks for the offer on the t-shirts but thats does not mean we can't work something out like send you one and maybe model afew for me and send pictures.... or me take a trip
BTW why the hell do you not have a SG photoset your very sexy
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 7:12PM]
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 7:12PM]
BTW why the hell do you not have a SG photoset your very sexy
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 7:12PM]
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 7:12PM]
Well...here we are folks...the day has finally arrived (a little earlier than originally planned )...the day I've been shamelessly promoting for months...you guessed it...my MONSTER TRUCK SHOW! Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!!!
I was hoping to have been here in Texas for a little longer so that I could know a few more people to pimp myself out to...as it turns out...I'll probably be sitting here watching it either...
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)...the day I've been shamelessly promoting for months...you guessed it...my MONSTER TRUCK SHOW! Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaw!!!
I was hoping to have been here in Texas for a little longer so that I could know a few more people to pimp myself out to...as it turns out...I'll probably be sitting here watching it either...
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judypatricia:
The show was awesome! Congratulations!
Honestly, I was so happy at the end that you won. Totally jumped up and clapped like a cheese-ball.
Honestly, I was so happy at the end that you won. Totally jumped up and clapped like a cheese-ball.
plasticmick:
Damn I read the whole thing. Congrats with everything...
Anytime you you miss New York just thing of power tools and walk in closets. What is a wolk-in closet?
Now time to get on with my life!
Congrats with everything...
Anytime you you miss New York just thing of power tools and walk in closets. What is a wolk-in closet?
Now time to get on with my life!
ROAD TRIP...DAY #2
July 7th...
Woke early, took part in the continental breakfast available to us and got back on the road by about 7:30 or 8 AM.
The driving was smooth and trouble free through Virginia, West Virginia, and Tennesee...
Well, MOSTLY smooth...
At about 11:00 AM or so E and I caught site of a truck ahead of us swerving in it's lane....
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July 7th...
Woke early, took part in the continental breakfast available to us and got back on the road by about 7:30 or 8 AM.
The driving was smooth and trouble free through Virginia, West Virginia, and Tennesee...
Well, MOSTLY smooth...
At about 11:00 AM or so E and I caught site of a truck ahead of us swerving in it's lane....
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johnnydelicious:
Scary truckers, yo. Glad you're in one (rad) piece.
gallas13:
whew!
ROAD TRIP-Preparation Stress...
Monday morning, July 5th...hung over...tried to return my cable box but the place was closed...
Returned to my place to continue the daunting task of trying to downsize my piles of crap to one small pile of absolute neccessities...
My big bro and our friend came over to help get some of my stuff into storage at my bro's house...jackets...fancy dresses...long sleeve...
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Monday morning, July 5th...hung over...tried to return my cable box but the place was closed...
Returned to my place to continue the daunting task of trying to downsize my piles of crap to one small pile of absolute neccessities...
My big bro and our friend came over to help get some of my stuff into storage at my bro's house...jackets...fancy dresses...long sleeve...
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shamunda:
No Rumbler's car show and Tiki Boys pre-show concert? The albequerque Rumbler's might be able to give you a ride...
The albequerque Rumbler's might be able to give you a ride...
allied:
Good luck with the rest of the roadtrip. I'll look for you on TLC... that sounds exciting!
I'll look for you on TLC... that sounds exciting! Hello all!!!!
I have FINALLY arrived in TEXAS!!!
My friend E and I roared into town Thursday night around 8:30 PM and this is the first chance I've gotten to finally get my computer up and running! Damn this dial up bullshit!
Anyway...I have to say, I had such a fucking encredible time at the July 4th bbq!! It was the perfect send off for...
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I have FINALLY arrived in TEXAS!!!
My friend E and I roared into town Thursday night around 8:30 PM and this is the first chance I've gotten to finally get my computer up and running! Damn this dial up bullshit!
Anyway...I have to say, I had such a fucking encredible time at the July 4th bbq!! It was the perfect send off for...
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blondpunkgirl:
Hey girl!
Good luck in texas... we will def have to get together the next time yer in Jersey!!!
Good luck in texas... we will def have to get together the next time yer in Jersey!!!
plasticmick:
Welcome to Texas!!
I can't say that I'm in BRKLN
Good Luck!
I can't say that I'm in BRKLN
Good Luck!
Well folks...here we are...it's my final day of work.
As we speak, my boss is sitting here in my office signing off on all my paperwork so that I can hand in my keys. (and yes, i AM surfing porn while my boss is right here!)
My co-workers blessed me with a bottle of Jim Beam as my going away present! Bless their little hearts!...
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As we speak, my boss is sitting here in my office signing off on all my paperwork so that I can hand in my keys. (and yes, i AM surfing porn while my boss is right here!)
My co-workers blessed me with a bottle of Jim Beam as my going away present! Bless their little hearts!...
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thelibra:
so uh, did you get to texas yet??
hope everything is going well & yr safe & stuff.
xoxo
hope everything is going well & yr safe & stuff.
xoxo
derceto:
have a good time out in houston, we'll all miss you. come back soon, ok?
A common mistake we make: Saying, "Everything is going to be ok."
The truth is...everything is ALREADY ok.
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Ok, so I've run into a logistical/financial problem...
After having a small nervous breakdown, I reassessed...
I was already planning to downsize my crap as much as possible. I've got tons that I keep around for stupid sentimental reason and habbit. To be honest, I was...
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The truth is...everything is ALREADY ok.
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Ok, so I've run into a logistical/financial problem...
After having a small nervous breakdown, I reassessed...
I was already planning to downsize my crap as much as possible. I've got tons that I keep around for stupid sentimental reason and habbit. To be honest, I was...
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plasticmick:
If I didn't have a job I'd love to drive to Texas....I'd need a car though.
I moved five blocks five months ago and I was sooo stressed and out of my mind. [see my pics] But, then again I was moving in my girl. Your going to another part of the country and, I think, leaving some one behind. So of course you're going to question every little thing. Change is always good. You should come to Brooklyn it's like a little vacation. Have you been to the Zombie Hut? It cures all!!
I moved five blocks five months ago and I was sooo stressed and out of my mind. [see my pics] But, then again I was moving in my girl. Your going to another part of the country and, I think, leaving some one behind. So of course you're going to question every little thing. Change is always good. You should come to Brooklyn it's like a little vacation. Have you been to the Zombie Hut? It cures all!!
bakurebob:
I hope the drinking went well!
I'm too far away to help with the caravan.. Still, you can stop by on the way out and we can have a drink or two.. you and your bro and ms pants..
whomever..
I'm too far away to help with the caravan.. Still, you can stop by on the way out and we can have a drink or two.. you and your bro and ms pants..
whomever..
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At this point...it looks like I might not be going anywhere.
I can't find a fucking rental truck for less than $2,000...
Tried to find a van for cheaper...but they won't rent for a one way move.
I might just have to stick my jeans and my boots into a knapsack and take the fucking bus...anyone want my cats?
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I am...
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At this point...it looks like I might not be going anywhere.
I can't find a fucking rental truck for less than $2,000...
Tried to find a van for cheaper...but they won't rent for a one way move.
I might just have to stick my jeans and my boots into a knapsack and take the fucking bus...anyone want my cats?
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I am...
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luckyp:
Hello my favorite Pin-up Gal!
So the wedding was awesome, eh? I imagine J looked amazing, he's such a beautiful man already, and with the Lucky makeover... Yowza!
I know it's fast approaching, but have you tried Craigs list for a ride to Houston?
The roommate situation falling into your lap just confirms the whole fate thing, dontcha think?!!
I missed you this weekend! I hope to see you this week or weekend...
--l*P
So the wedding was awesome, eh? I imagine J looked amazing, he's such a beautiful man already, and with the Lucky makeover... Yowza!
I know it's fast approaching, but have you tried Craigs list for a ride to Houston?
The roommate situation falling into your lap just confirms the whole fate thing, dontcha think?!!
I missed you this weekend! I hope to see you this week or weekend...
--l*P
johnnydelicious:
Good to hear most of Sunday went well, I like that dude, he was rad. Sorry to hear of the van troubles, but would it be so bad to be stuck with us? Yeah, probably. I know you don't need one more thing to do, but I hope you'll find time for some sort of farewell bash.
I know you don't need one more thing to do, but I hope you'll find time for some sort of farewell bash.
I saw you onna Teevee!
p.s. i had an open letter to satan in a journal some months ago. seriously. he eventually got around to answering.