holliday

EDITED TO ADD...

At this point...it looks like I might not be going anywhere.

I can't find a fucking rental truck for less than $2,000...

Tried to find a van for cheaper...but they won't rent for a one way move.

I might just have to stick my jeans and my boots into a knapsack and take the fucking bus...anyone want my cats?

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I am so ridiculously overwhelmed right now...I can hardly put two thoughts together...Here's a summary of my chaos...

*Had fun hanging at Doc's with whosyourlibra and others, celebrating her post-exam jubilation!

*Didn't make it out to the open call Saturday My beautiful Fag got married on Sunday and he stayed at my house so we could do all our girlie primping together. He looked encredible! (thanks to my skills with hair, of course!)

Amazed myself at the amount of whiskey I can drink and not get drunk OR tired...eventually fell asleep anyway...

*Sunday, escorted my Fag to Central Park for pictures. All was fine and good until some homeless dude laid himself out on a rock across the path from where I was sitting...where he proceeded to jerk off while staring intently at me.

Fought the encredible urge to flash him the pink thong I was wearing under my dress when we were walking away...

Fought the MORE encredible urge to have my Fag slap my naked ass while flashing the thong...

*Got a call from my girl Ms. Pants, a friend of mine who I have something of a love/hate relationship with...who lives in south Jersey...but now somewhat dates my brother (a curse on those who introduce their friends!!!)...turns out she was at his house in Yonkers. She asked if I 'wanted company?' I said sure...

So...after sleeping about 3 hours and then standing in the sun all day...I had Ms. Pants' ass parked on my couch...exactly where I, myself, wanted to be sitting.

She says to me, "I know how you don't go out on Sunday's because you have to go to work, but we REALLY need to make our way to Doc's..." *sigh* She doesn't get it. She never does...

Come 10:00PM, I'm happily sitting and watching my Dead Zone...when she says, "It's so early to be sitting around at home...usually I'm just getting out of the shower and getting ready to go out now..." Well, Ms. Pants...that's because I have a day job! Ever heard of it?

Don't get me wrong, I love the girl...but THIS is not what I need right now! I put her in charge of doing my stanky dishes today...let's see if she pulls it off.

*FINALLY received my creepy photo dudes pics...some of them are ok. I'm not very happy to report that his PENIS made an appearance in at least two or three of the photos...as he had removed the book we had in place to cover it...without my knowing it. On the other hand...at least I got them and some of them are usable.

*FINALLY received my sg set to be submitted from everyone's favorite stud steveneurotic. I had planned on mailing it out today but have been stuck behind my desk in a fit of unproductiveness...

*Set up my electricity in my new apt. in Houston!

*Got a call from the apt. lady who said there's some girl who needs a place to stay...she's only 17, doesn't have a co-signer, and begins classes at school 8/9. Will I let her stay with me and pay half the rent? Sure...sharing a one bedroom and only paying $230 a month? That certainly solves the 'misslucy owns no furniture' issue.

*Hoping the greaser still plans to visit this week. He's at a job interview right now!

*Friday is my last day of work! I have less than 3 working days left! I'm calling in on these suckers!!!