omg you guys. so i havent laughed this hard in ages. but my mom is pretty stressed out with me moving, adn then finding out the state has screwed her over on her property. its a mess.
but on to the story.
so my brother and i, about an hour ago, were watching Wipeout. hilarious, but not as hilarious as my mom.
she went to bed around 10, and got up a bit after 11, and asked, "wheres the little dog?"
i didnt hear all of it, so i say "in your room" cause thats where our dog was..
she says "no, the little dog. where is he?? help me find him! come here, where are you?" (in kind of a frantic tone)
and then goes quiet.
i get up to go closer and listen, shes in her room drinking something, and then gets back into bed. a half hour later she gets up to go pee, and does NOT believe us when we tell her about it.
so then, at 12:15am i am sitting in my room on my bed (my room is close to hers) and i get in chat, am saying hi to people when i hear (in a raised, stern tone of voice)
"What is going on in that corner? what is it? is it the dog? what is going on in that corner?? STOP IT. stop. what is that?
ETA. the dog was not in her room. i wonder if she was referring to the little dog from earlier..
and now shes quiet again, but i was laughing pretty hard. i feel bad shes stressed, but i must admit its pretty entertaining.
i will edit if she does anymore before i go to sleep.
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but on to the story.
so my brother and i, about an hour ago, were watching Wipeout. hilarious, but not as hilarious as my mom.
she went to bed around 10, and got up a bit after 11, and asked, "wheres the little dog?"
i didnt hear all of it, so i say "in your room" cause thats where our dog was..
she says "no, the little dog. where is he?? help me find him! come here, where are you?" (in kind of a frantic tone)
and then goes quiet.
i get up to go closer and listen, shes in her room drinking something, and then gets back into bed. a half hour later she gets up to go pee, and does NOT believe us when we tell her about it.
so then, at 12:15am i am sitting in my room on my bed (my room is close to hers) and i get in chat, am saying hi to people when i hear (in a raised, stern tone of voice)
"What is going on in that corner? what is it? is it the dog? what is going on in that corner?? STOP IT. stop. what is that?
ETA. the dog was not in her room. i wonder if she was referring to the little dog from earlier..
and now shes quiet again, but i was laughing pretty hard. i feel bad shes stressed, but i must admit its pretty entertaining.
i will edit if she does anymore before i go to sleep.
16 more days
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This is weirder for my mom, I think. She actually grew up in that house. I don't know how old it actually is, but it's been part of the family for about 50 years.