hemightbegiant

I am going to attempt to keep track of how many times I get asked when Christine and I are going to get married tonight, but I may lose track and I plan on getting drunk...so we shall see if I remember.

I did come up with the perfect response that will make the asker feel guilty.
"Today isn't about me and Christine, it's about...
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My little brother is getting married tomorrow.
I am happy for him, but it means I have to deal with most of my family asking when Christine and I are going to get married...and I am so fucking tired of that question.
We'll get married when we fucking get married.

I hate the economy...
I am taking $20 payment plans (aka $20 whenever he has...
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It was just one of those fucking days at work.

I came in at 3pm to find out the batch from last night hadn't gone through, so the credit card machine was not working, and rather than tell anyone...the 7-3 person did nothing...
So again, it was my responsibility to fucking fix shit.
Of course as I am about to call, two people check in......
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Well, the landlord finds out in about a week if her new mortgage goes through, so that's when we find out if the place is up for auction or not.

Just wondering how much more shit life feels the need to throw at me.
Seriously...not cool...

-Me

Went to throw some trash out tonight before work and there was a sign in front of our building that said it was in Foreclosure and there is an auction for the place...
What the fuck?

So I texted my buddy who is the landlord's roomie...but he says it's fine and they need to take the sign down.
I sure hope so...because if not...we are...
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I'm going to try to make a better effort to comment on other people's blogs more.
I read them, I do...I just rarely comment. Not sure why really.
So I will try to comment more.

-Me

Why is it when I post short blogs, I get a ton of comments...but when I post a long, introspective blog...no comments?

-shrugs-

So I have decided that come Hell or high water (or snow) I am going to the White Plains Reptile Expo in November.
Starting to save what my grandma pays me NOW.

Gonna come back with something cool AND meet some of...
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Well...I don't think that breeding loan is going to go through.
I sent the guy the contract like 2 weeks ago, and no word back. I sent another email to see if he was still in...nothing.
Oh well. I'll breed the female yellowbelly to the male yellowbelly and go for ivories. No skin off my teeth.
I still get some cool snakes.

I need something...
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Work was fucking stupid last night. We had a small wedding party of 10 rooms, but they were drunken fucking idiots...
they hung out in the lobby until 3am asking me stupid fucking questions about whether the place was haunted or not...and fucking around with the piano which has a clearly printed sign on it that says "Please do not play our piano."
Then at...
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I have nothing against porn (obviously) but sometimes I wonder if some female stars look back at their past and think "What happened in my life that led me to agree to allow 20 dudes in a row...cum on my face?"

I know some porn actresses enjoy it...but not all of them.

-Me