hemightbegiant

This day just keeps getting better and better, and no...that is NOT sarcasm.

So I totally got a pre-bed blowjob (Christine owes me a few for paying for her car to get fixed. Haha.)
So that was awesome.
Then, I woke up and went to pick up a free snake I was hoping was female. It wasn't, but I took it anyway. With it came a free thermostat. I needed one for my incubator, and my cousin is probably going to take the snake for her son, so that saved me $100.
Then, I figured since I was 10 minutes away from my friend Adam's pet store, I would stop in.
We are talking for a bit and he pulls out a piebald ball python. He asks me "What do you have for piebalds?"
I say "A male...why, is that a girl?"
He says yes, and that she is a total bitch (she is. Strikes at everything)
So he asks if I want to take her and grow her up to breed to my male. I am like "HELL YES!!!!"

So I got a free $100 thermostat, and left with an $800 female snake...

And it gets better.
Gary asks if I can cover for him at work tonight and he will give me Friday off.
FUCK YES.
I get to work...and someone has tossed a stack of scratch tickets in the trash, so I pull them out to check them.
Well, one they did not check the bonus area, and was a $5 winner.
And one was clearly a $10 winner....just in the garbage.

Mine now sucka!

I have to buy new work pants tomorrow and the free $15 I found at work on a day I was not supposed to work just paid for them.

Fucking awesome day. Finally.
Kharma comes around man.

-Me