I often wonder how it is that I don't have high blood pressure. I mean...
A: Fat guy
B: I have always worked SHITTY fucking jobs.
Since I was 16, I have worked at a petstore (I liked that one. I was paid $5.25 an hour to clean animal cages. I was given a 4 hour shift to do 2 hours worth of work. I spent half my shift playing with puppies...)
I've worked at a Toy store (2 days...Christmas season...quit that one quick), McDonalds (1 year burger minion, 1 year MANAGEMENT at the age of 18), a factory that stuffed the calendar pages into day planners (another awesomely easy job), a gas station (lotto tickets and cigarettes are THE DEVIL!!!!), Staples customer service....and for the past 5 years, a shitty hotel where I am paid apparently the MOST money I CAN make at this hellhole, with no room for advancement. The ONLY reason I stay here with one raise in 5 years and no room for advancement is that I work 3rd shift, full time, and I can go to college while I do it.
I honestly...cannot wait to quit this place when I find an Environmental Science job with my degree. I am going to write my boss a nice letter, detailing how much I have HATED working for her for the past 5 years...possibly even with a diagram showing her where she can shove this place...
But yeah....back to the matter at hand...I have dealt with some backward ass people in my jobs...from a hick at McDonalds telling me he didn't want a nigger making his food (He was speaking of the grill manager Walter at McDonalds. I told the dude to get the fuck out of my store, without serving him), to people getting in my face over the COMPANY software return policy (Staples)...and beyond.
So how is it that I don't have astronomical blood pressure? How have I not killed anyone?
Apparently I am the most chill dude on the planet.
-Me
A: Fat guy
B: I have always worked SHITTY fucking jobs.
Since I was 16, I have worked at a petstore (I liked that one. I was paid $5.25 an hour to clean animal cages. I was given a 4 hour shift to do 2 hours worth of work. I spent half my shift playing with puppies...)
I've worked at a Toy store (2 days...Christmas season...quit that one quick), McDonalds (1 year burger minion, 1 year MANAGEMENT at the age of 18), a factory that stuffed the calendar pages into day planners (another awesomely easy job), a gas station (lotto tickets and cigarettes are THE DEVIL!!!!), Staples customer service....and for the past 5 years, a shitty hotel where I am paid apparently the MOST money I CAN make at this hellhole, with no room for advancement. The ONLY reason I stay here with one raise in 5 years and no room for advancement is that I work 3rd shift, full time, and I can go to college while I do it.
I honestly...cannot wait to quit this place when I find an Environmental Science job with my degree. I am going to write my boss a nice letter, detailing how much I have HATED working for her for the past 5 years...possibly even with a diagram showing her where she can shove this place...
But yeah....back to the matter at hand...I have dealt with some backward ass people in my jobs...from a hick at McDonalds telling me he didn't want a nigger making his food (He was speaking of the grill manager Walter at McDonalds. I told the dude to get the fuck out of my store, without serving him), to people getting in my face over the COMPANY software return policy (Staples)...and beyond.
So how is it that I don't have astronomical blood pressure? How have I not killed anyone?
Apparently I am the most chill dude on the planet.
-Me
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tunnel_vision:
My ok cupid profile ... I'm just using it to find a new sub to play with, I'm engaged 
tiger_fodder:
It's called genetics. 