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Wednesday Dec 23, 2009

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so last night, a lady calls all upset. from what I can gather (these are paraphrasing what she said)....

she bought a thing of blueberries. when she put the container in her cart, it was full.

she put the container on the register belt, it was full. it was full when the cashier scanned the container and put it in her bag.

she drove home, it took some time (maybe 20 minutes).

when she got home, the container was empty!

what happened?

me, being so kind, and finding out where she lived, told her to go to the Wegmans in the area with the empty container and her receipt and tell them what happened (as well as passing the buck to that store).

would it have been mean of me to tell her she might have Gremlins, to search her car with a bright flashlight and turn on all the lights in her house and search all those dark areas with a bright flashlight as well?
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i___zombie:
LOL!
I'm with TV
Dec 23, 2009
umeko:
true but if you came up with a good enough story Im sure it wouldnt get back to them lol
Dec 23, 2009

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