hellstorm

I was hoping to enjoy a nice, quiet day inside, cleaning up my room (that has been growing in the chaotic factor for weeks now)......until

time to shower and to the store!

so a few questions that have been on my mind recently (one old, one new)....

a true hermaphrodite (both male and female sexual organs) who prefers one gender (either male or female) exclusively....what is their sexuality considered to be? heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual?

do vegetarians/vegans swallow?

just curious as to your thoughts....

working outside, pushing/pulling carts through slush in 20 F or so weather...not a good thing when you have asthma as well.

just saying.

you know you need a day from work when, during the same night, you ask the night manager to requisition you a tazer and mumble to yourself how if a co-worker doesn't like something, "....he can go fuck himself with a spiked dildo."

that was a fast interview....15 minutes.

"Tell me about yourself..."

"So what experience do you have directly with this population?" (to which I said none, so to prepare I talked to my cousin, who's children are in Greece and this age group, about what they are doing.)

"Okay, so let me tell you what her day is like..."

and that was it.

yeah...not a good...
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just got done working my 3rd overnight shift in a row, took a quick nap. take a shower, get out, check my phone. I have a voicemail from a principal at one of the schools in the area. I'm listed as a counselor substitute for the district, so she wants to talk to me about a potential long-term sub position/maternity leave coverage. great....just one problem......
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oh what a fun week....I had Sunday off due to the holidays. and then worked overnight Monday night into Tuesday. had a 3 hour meeting scheduled for Wednesday, working 6 AM to 11:30 AM Thursday, and then scheduled to work about 4 hours Saturday. yeah, I was thrilled to see about 20 hours (and 4 hours for holiday time) scheduled when I have a completely...
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what does it say about me that I get a $25 gift card to Amazon.com and I start looking for a new knife to carry with me when I work the overnight shifts?

hey, we had someone held up at knife point recently.....that's a good enough reason, right?

the Christmas Haul:

Giftcards (Tim Hortons, Outback Steakhouse, Amazon.com)
Digital Photo Frame
2 pairs of pajama pants
1 t-shirt (reads "For a Moment there You Bored me to Death")
1 long sleeve shirt
money
Nightmare Before Christmas snuggie
cooking pan
chocolates
car charger (for my new cell phone)
A-frame stand for my bass guitar
Kitty that sings "Soft Kitty Warm Kitty" from The Big Bang...
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Customer (female, buying a Brazilian wax kit and condoms): "Just what every responsible college student buys, huh?"

Me: "Nah....that's EPT."

Customer: "Oh, true...I like to think ahead."

Me: "So you're not going for your MRS degree?"

new phone is working, had to switch the SIM card from my old phone into my new phone. can't transfer text messages over, but I could back them up on my computer and now the old phone is bye bye!

survived another family holiday party without having to hurt anyone. my cousin's 16 year old son wasn't there...he was up all night and didn't feel...
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woke up, my new phone is here. call the number to activate the phone...it asks for my mobile phone number. I type it in and hear "I'm sorry, I can not process that information" or something along those lines. so Best Buy's 1-800 number to activate my new phone doesn't understand my phone number. and since I worked overnight last night, I called past the...
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