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Here are the lyrics to a new song I’m working on with my nephew. He’s very talented and I’m super excited to be collaborating with him. One proud uncle right here.

‘Victim Becomes The Villain’

When pillows made of stone woke you so harshly, you opened your eyes to see that you were dreaming. When days passed and you knew you were still in slumber,...
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You know that it was fine, just fine, until his sly eyes gave you that look. Fucked you, raised his hand to his heart and said, “I taught you a violent art but I did it by the book.” And that’s why you love him, because he’ll be your pawn. In this master plan where you die long before you’re born.

Stand back. Listen. It’s...
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I could see you if I were blind, as though you were meant to be defined, by the mistakes you made when you were young. So your glories are unsung, and you fell from the sky, because the world is a piggy bank being shaken up, if only dreamers could fly. But that’s only how they define you, when they think you’re being untrue.

I’ve been thinking I should write a children’s book called ‘the boy who didn’t swear’ about a boy that never swore so he got eaten by the mob.

Too un-PC? 😂

There is something in the way, something blocking my view. When I try to explain my feelings, I’ve lost all insight. I can find no words that truly expresses the essence of what it is I’m experiencing. All I can convey is what it looks like; what it appears to be on the surface, I can’t go any deeper than that.

It bothers me because...
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The end is nigh. I must find an acolyte who is worthy of the mu-mu crown. Soon all this will be gone. So I must find someone who will continue my life’s work. Who of you has what it takes to be all mu-mu? You must be at least six inches tall but no taller than five inches. Is it you?

*gives you an empty cup* now make me some faloji 🧐

‘Umbrella Facsimile’

On this journey it seems like my hunger died. Somewhere, somehow the road beneath my feet dried.
And the rain kept on pouring. The icy layers of my mind kept thawing. And I knew that time was running out.

I had to find some peace, thirteen years ago these things were the least, of my problems but thirteen years have passed. I’m not...
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