heatherisaboynow

It’s bigger than it looks, I assure you 🥴

Oct 16, 2023

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I dsucked a lemming up my butt and became pregnant with woe.

Aug 23, 2023

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I love having a penis but sometimes it’s hard.

Jul 21, 2023

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I’m waiting for the waiter and the irony is all too clear to me.

Jul 19, 2023

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The good news is you’ve won a billion dollars. The bad news is it’s i…

Jul 16, 2023

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…And Be I cried, divinity answered. What compares in judgement? How …

Jul 1, 2023

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I’m fully committed to the idea of going down on a hobgoblin

Jun 30, 2023

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alexislust:

Have you been bitten by a radioactive spider?

Jun 30, 2023 1

heatherisaboynow:

Big meanie 😝

Jul 1, 2023

Say, Heather, why are you so afraid of shutting up? 🤭

Jun 30, 2023

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mar:

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Jun 30, 2023

heatherisaboynow:

BDE 💋

Jul 1, 2023

Ain’t got no silver spoon babe, I got these candy cigarettes tho

Jun 28, 2023

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Draw a monster. Now tell me why it’s a monster.

Mar 29, 2023

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