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heatherisaboynow

Manchester

Member Since 2016

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Have you been bitten by a radioactive spider?

Jun 30, 2023

Big meanie 😝

Jul 1, 2023

04.18.20
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It’s like Sophie’s Choice down there
How does the body know which way to send the fluids? How does it deci…
04.17.20
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Marfa the troll
I remember a twizzler of a gal cald Marfa, we went all the way to t…
04.16.20
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Wisdom Tooth
‘Wisdom Tooth’ The baby bird was stolen from its nest Doo…
04.16.20
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Something happened to me
Recently I met an Irishman called Steve. Interesting guy, he’s wo…
04.15.20
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Time + music = life
The passage of time is relentless, might as well fill it with music…
04.15.20
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Sleep
I can tell you one thing that is anti depressants work better for s…
04.14.20
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Am I the only one who gets bread stuck to the roof of the mouth when …
04.10.20
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accidental plagiarism
I am incredibly original. It’s just a lot of the time when I write …
04.09.20
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You get green by mixing yellow and blue, so where did all these white…
04.09.20
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Sexy sax
Wanna spice things up a bit? Try playing the saxophone 🎷 during sex…

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