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heatherisaboynow

Manchester

Member Since 2016

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alexislust:

Have you been bitten by a radioactive spider?

Jun 30, 2023

Big meanie 😝

Jul 1, 2023

06.10.20
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Just posted an exegesis of a song on songmeanings. It will stay at th…
06.07.20
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I singed my fringe so my minge went on a binge
06.06.20
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Long time since rock’n’roll
It’s peculiar, how having an askew perception of things can distort…
06.05.20
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Better things (new days require new cakes)
I have a strange relationship with facial hair. If I grow a ‘stach…
06.05.20
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Singin’ the lockdown blooze
When I was 21, I moved from my hostel for the homeless into my ve…
06.04.20
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Sign of the times...
‘The Outsider’ What’s this symbol above my door? Is it condemnation …
06.03.20
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Ain’t that a fine piece of sorcery
Don't you close that door! You don’t know doors like I know doors. …
06.01.20
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Dawn chorus
A single refrain Could cause you pain How near to death …
06.01.20
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Wish me luck
Day 2: still no sign of having evaporated. Would it help if I drank…
06.01.20
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I heard humans are made of 91% water...so why haven’t I evaporated?

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