Interviewer: your music has no pop overtones but you reference lots of mad shaggers. How would you define yourself in one word? Me: sodomy Interviewer: you did six years in Strangeways for attempted murder, is that right? Me: I sucked a lot of maggot that years. It was a good game, the opponent played their best and now we’re just getting thru the next two years Interviewer: rape. Incest. Colostomy bags. These are perennial themes in your music Me: if you’ve got nothing to hide you better hide it in plain view, piss off all the why so fucken serious crowd. I am nineteen once and I will be again, it’s been a hallelujah joyride and it’s been against the odds. Now let me do a line on your tits Interviewer: mad shagger. The sex pistols couldn’t dream this up and they were more halfwitted than you Me: now I understand trap music. You gotta have an outlet for your mad bits otherwise you’ll end up killing folk

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