Man sits down at a café and starts to sip his coffee. Two young women who are sitting nearby notice him dressed in clothes that nobody else wears and starts to chuckle loudly, so he could hear, and make jokes about the way he looks.
The girls keep this up for a solid ten minutes, viciously ripping in to this man who just wants to sit and drink his coffee, minding his own business.
They make eye contact. The man is fully aware and frowns angrily.
He stands up slowly and walks over to their table, pulls out a water pistol and aims it at one of the girls’ feet.
“Walk away now and I’ll spare your life.” He cries, his hand shaking.
The girls both laugh and through moments where they had breath to spare, uttered, “what you gonna do, soak us?”
The man closed his eyes and pulled the trigger of the water pistol. Out came a stream of fire. The pistol had been modified to spew fire. Instead of water, the weapon contained gasoline.
And the Barbie dolls burned 🙌
