What Happens When You Have No Inspiration And Watch Too Much Sopranos (The Crappy Seasons)
“Cast down your weapons and we promise you’ll only be maimed,” promised the policeman with the megaphone. “Otherwise we swear to every god, goddess, demon, and buddha in the book that we will napalm this entire block.”
Within minutes the kidnappers marched out, single file and with hands on heads,...
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“Cast down your weapons and we promise you’ll only be maimed,” promised the policeman with the megaphone. “Otherwise we swear to every god, goddess, demon, and buddha in the book that we will napalm this entire block.”
Within minutes the kidnappers marched out, single file and with hands on heads,...
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Breaking down the fire was a hassle, it seemed, because the fire only stopped when it rained. Seven pounds of timber fed it so constantly that the heat exuded made metal melt, much to chagrin of car buff Danny McGland who later found his brakes wouldn’t work. For now, though, he was alive.
Seventeen good buddies and a few random jerks watched the embers dance,...
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Seventeen good buddies and a few random jerks watched the embers dance,...
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tinfoilhalo:
I feel strangely amused by the idea that I may , in fact , be an Earth-Herpe . The atmospher must then be a planetary condom to prevent us from infecting other planets . It's sad that the Earth's such a slut . 
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[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 8:51PM]
fentopal:
That last line is classic. 
Why I Am A Loser - Reason 728
I went to a friend's party last night. Not being one for parties, I spent the first half drinking alone in a corner and the second half playing Halo.
Around one, this drunk girl sat next to me and we started talking. It was mostly just small talk and bullshit about games. All the while I played...
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I went to a friend's party last night. Not being one for parties, I spent the first half drinking alone in a corner and the second half playing Halo.
Around one, this drunk girl sat next to me and we started talking. It was mostly just small talk and bullshit about games. All the while I played...
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tinfoilhalo:
I hope you're limber , because I must now command you to kick yourself in the ass until you learn your lesson . The lesson is this...GIRLS are more fun to play with than video games...with the possible exception of GTA:Vice City .
I hope you're limber , because I must now command you to kick yourself in the ass until you learn your lesson . The lesson is this...GIRLS are more fun to play with than video games...with the possible exception of GTA:Vice City .
adamroth:
It's ok, dude. I think you know I've got some incidences that can match or top that.
Don't know who else has been watching this, but I seem to be addicted to the VH1 special "And You Don't Stop: 30 Years of Hip Hop."
I don't even like hip hop. But the stories are utterly fascinating.
I don't even like hip hop. But the stories are utterly fascinating.
fentopal:
I've been watching the steady decline of VH1 into clip shows ... but I seem to have missed this one. I must find it.
Here's a story so bizarre IT HAS TO BE TRUE.
So I moved back to southern California recently (did I forget to mention that?
). And during my first weekend back, this community college I'd never heard of was having some fair or something. I didn't want to go, but two friends of mine whom I haven't seen in about a year did. So I...
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So I moved back to southern California recently (did I forget to mention that?
). And during my first weekend back, this community college I'd never heard of was having some fair or something. I didn't want to go, but two friends of mine whom I haven't seen in about a year did. So I... Read More
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tinfoilhalo:
That's BULLSHIT!!!! I would have angrily demanded a recount for that dating thing and then threatened to call the ACLU if I didn't win siting blatant prejudice against Half-Alien Americans or something ( Just to go out in a blaze of glory ) .
It's hard to live in a world that doesn't respect a good movie reference and/or quote . ESPECIALLY a Star Wars reference!!!!! That's just plain unacceptable . I work for a company that manufactures and sells furniture . One time I was taking a customer's order out to them . It was a futon . So I put it on a cart and launched it towards the people that hand out the orders and yelled " FIRE FUTON TORPEDO!!!! " , which I thought was pretty damn funny .
NOTHING .
What a waste of a perfectly good obscure Sci-Fi reference .
) .
It's hard to live in a world that doesn't respect a good movie reference and/or quote . ESPECIALLY a Star Wars reference!!!!! That's just plain unacceptable . I work for a company that manufactures and sells furniture . One time I was taking a customer's order out to them . It was a futon . So I put it on a cart and launched it towards the people that hand out the orders and yelled " FIRE FUTON TORPEDO!!!! " , which I thought was pretty damn funny .
NOTHING .
What a waste of a perfectly good obscure Sci-Fi reference .
tinfoilhalo:
I actually haven't seen the Regis Philbin thingy yet . Nine times out of ten , though , if Regis is involved it turns out to be insanely moronic . Once I have the "privelage" of viewing it , I'll get back to you .
A funny, yet profound, quote from TheXAxis.com on the current Cable and Deadpool comic:
"Anyway. Cable is Jesus, only cooler, because he has guns. If Jesus had had guns, Christianity would have been much better. A semi-automatic assault weapon beats a tambourine every time."
"Anyway. Cable is Jesus, only cooler, because he has guns. If Jesus had had guns, Christianity would have been much better. A semi-automatic assault weapon beats a tambourine every time."
I'm not a drinker, so I've got kind of a lame question.
What goes really well with rum? I'm one of those sissies who can't take straight alcohol, so I'm looking for something to mix it.
I don't actually have the rum yet, so any suggestions as to which kind/brand to get would be appreciated. I'd like to get Captain Morgan, just because I'm a...
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What goes really well with rum? I'm one of those sissies who can't take straight alcohol, so I'm looking for something to mix it.
I don't actually have the rum yet, so any suggestions as to which kind/brand to get would be appreciated. I'd like to get Captain Morgan, just because I'm a...
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clara:
Weight loss pill... Genius!
fentopal:
My favorite rum combination:
Pineapple juice, light run and dark rum. Drink out of a wooden leg or ceramic tiki head. Call yourself "Hasbro, the playful pirate" and have people stare at you relentlessly.
Pineapple juice, light run and dark rum. Drink out of a wooden leg or ceramic tiki head. Call yourself "Hasbro, the playful pirate" and have people stare at you relentlessly.
Um...
So...
How's it going? Fought any good robots lately?
Er, good as in "hard to defeat because they're excellent fighters." Not good as in "programmed to like puppies and flowers."
So...
How's it going? Fought any good robots lately?
Er, good as in "hard to defeat because they're excellent fighters." Not good as in "programmed to like puppies and flowers."
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alisa:
for joining my cartoon group. sorry it's so late.
for joining my cartoon group. sorry it's so late.
calvinbrookfield:
My fight so far. (http://antiherocomics.com/images/badbotbattle.jpg)
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The death motif continues here at Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza. I've got some serious issues.
I Know Why The Sitcom Stars Cry
"Hey, Jacques, want to hear a joke?" asked Brandon Middleman.
"Sure," Jacques replied.
"Okay, why did the ancient Greek athletes compete in the nude?"
"Um, I don't know. Why?"
"Because they believed that the gods often gave people...
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I Know Why The Sitcom Stars Cry
"Hey, Jacques, want to hear a joke?" asked Brandon Middleman.
"Sure," Jacques replied.
"Okay, why did the ancient Greek athletes compete in the nude?"
"Um, I don't know. Why?"
"Because they believed that the gods often gave people...
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poopoohead:
Ah no, these DVDs of mine are not even close to AMC quality. These are "Vintage Movie Classics" VMC! 
BUt I can safely report that the Corman movies are every bit as bad as you'd expect.
[Edited on Aug 24, 2004 10:21PM]
BUt I can safely report that the Corman movies are every bit as bad as you'd expect.
[Edited on Aug 24, 2004 10:21PM]
clara:
i would love to have a robot body. do you think insurance will cover that?
I know I said I would only spend an hour on each story, but today's installment of Revenge of Strange and Crappy Short Story Bonanza took two and a half. Judging by the length (and quality, probably 
) of it, it shows.
To be fair, a lot of that time was spent being distracted by a Rainer Maria dvd I just bought. Oh, man, I...
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) of it, it shows.
To be fair, a lot of that time was spent being distracted by a Rainer Maria dvd I just bought. Oh, man, I...
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_thanks!
_mith
You know, I'm glad you used the name O'Malley. It's been slipping in popularity and it's really up to us to keep it alive! Program robots to kill? Hmmm...