hansel

Ah, The Planet The.. You fucking beautiful train wreck. Stay exactly what you are. But don't play the Doug Fir anymore, because I really love it when you play a whole set.

Marcel Proust was a Cancer.

Have you seen my goldfish?

Oh no, not again.

Mother Walrus was despondent. Her children, Antony and Leopold (whom, later by force of accidental malaise would be known as Leopold the Bold), were raising a ruckus to the frock of human kindness. We are all band from the forest of human weakness. As it rests in the catacombs of human weakness; you are my transparent bride. You are the the peril of commonality. You...
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The hot pink DVD tab keeps getting my attention. It's like they want me to do something. I can't figure out what it is yet though.

The Super Thrilling Update: Black Gold in my Teeth Edition..

I eat babies for breakfast. Babies and bunny rabbits. They make oil in my stomach that drives my big American Car. You are crazy jealous of my Big Amercian Way of Life. Which is a registered trademark, you commie pinko's. I'm just too lazy to find the symbol. Again. I am living too large to...
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I found the Nice Boys 7" today. It's these kinds of little victories that make getting out of bed after a week of partying worthwhile. What gets you out of bed?

Bike life rocks. Look at this, eh? Home well before any bus would have even picked my ass up.

We are success. We are rock.

Vera and I wandered through the town in search of something reliable. Steadier footing to placate the automatons. Some girl fell in the street, as if to mock my own novelty. The only damage was to her ego (which probably needed it). Later, I was surprised there was no damage to our precious cargo; new vinyl for the indie...
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I remember as a child my mom told me about her sleeping patterns. She'd be out of bed every morning before 9. I thought it was the strangest thing in the world. The weekend is for staying out all night and sleeping all day. I must be getting old. Fuck you genetics. Fuck you.

The last two nights have been full of rad ass partying....
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My neighbors are pussies. And by pussies, I mean they suck.