the is a less than zero percent chance anyone will read this.. so i'm going to go ahead and offer $1 to the first person to prove me wrong. go ahead. make a buck.
i'm a fucking pirate emoticon, i am
i pillage ye booty in my biodiesel van before we dumpsterdive the emeryville trader joe's
i'm a fucking pirate emoticon, i am
conan3rd:
Hell, I read it twice. that get me 2 bucks?
gush:
no, but you can get the $1 i promised. what's your address/paypal?