I was leaned back, having my coffee on the porch swing to start my day.
The 80lb puppy decided to forget that that she isn't supposed to jump on people.
I spilled fresh coffee right on my crotch. I mean, all of it.
Hot.
Hot hot hot.
I don't think I've taken my pants off that fast in a long time.
😂
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edmea:
Ouch!
gadget:
That last line reminds me of that quote about the dude very quickly finding non-violent solutions when a mosquito lands on his dick.
