trying to reinvent my relationship with this coming holiday season.....
after turkey day, i'm going to buy a tree an decorate that mother fucker with every drop of x-mas spirit that i can squeeze from my infantile heart.
from december 1st, i'm going to end every conversation with, "and merry christmas!"
i'm gonna buy a silly sweater, even though i now live in los angeles....a sweater with poorly designed reindeer on it. AND SNOWFLAKES!!!!!!
i'm gonna stick a christmas tree up my ass on x-mas eve and walk around my neighborhood screaming, "Aren't i a pretty x-mas star!!! look i'm the prettiest x-mas star ever!!!!!"
.......after this year, i will never be referred to as "grinchy" again.
............yessssssssss, my plan is becoming clearer. much clearer.
"smithers!!!!!!
*maniacal pause*
release the hounds."
-grendel.
after turkey day, i'm going to buy a tree an decorate that mother fucker with every drop of x-mas spirit that i can squeeze from my infantile heart.
from december 1st, i'm going to end every conversation with, "and merry christmas!"
i'm gonna buy a silly sweater, even though i now live in los angeles....a sweater with poorly designed reindeer on it. AND SNOWFLAKES!!!!!!
i'm gonna stick a christmas tree up my ass on x-mas eve and walk around my neighborhood screaming, "Aren't i a pretty x-mas star!!! look i'm the prettiest x-mas star ever!!!!!"
.......after this year, i will never be referred to as "grinchy" again.
............yessssssssss, my plan is becoming clearer. much clearer.
"smithers!!!!!!
*maniacal pause*
release the hounds."
-grendel.
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-crackwhore
-stinkin' red
... Show some class, you fuck.