Saturday Aug 07, 2010

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Hey you, naked chick with tattoos that are so non-conformist and interesting. Bring me a fucking brisket.

Thursday Feb 28, 2008

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Tuesday Dec 25, 2007

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The holidays are always full of suprises. One year it's the fact that you're 26 years old and your older sister has absolutely no idea what you're about and buys you a shitty fratboy-esque t-shirt that says "Conserve Water, Drink More Beer." The next it's that your mother accidentally contracted herpes from an ice machine at a hotel in Nagodoches.

Well...
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boxofficepoison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD_pQiQTVms

Has necrophilia and jesus toilet paper and the music playing is dream syndicate.

boxofficepoison:

Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that was on youtube myself. Nothing like an over the top money shot. I'm telling you the band's other songs are all fucking amazing, and that one is pretty fucking decent too. I've listened to nothing else now for 4 days.

Monday Dec 17, 2007

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alyk:

I'll be there in four hours.

gadget:

They call it NUTBUSH!

Wednesday Dec 12, 2007

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I was on here once a long time ago. Okay, like 2 years ago. I guess people leave and come back all the time. I'm now some kind of statistic. Love me for my big red beard and my angry sense of humor.

Now give me a lap dance. No, not you. The one with the penis. That's right. Right there.
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alyk:

When I force you to come to Boston, I'm going to make you sleep in their bed, and I'm going to take lots of photos of you snuggling and drooling all over my cats.

In fact, I'm going to make life-sized prints of them and hang them up all over Stillwater, just so everyone knows exactly how faggy you really are.

rei:

I've watched Style Wars like 3 times...it is quite good. Can't beat that soundtrack either.