gonzoe

sometimes i forget.

and then i remember.

i really am a huge fucking piece of shit.

today i bought 2 pounds of fresh, heirloom tomatoes.

on my porch i have a basil plant that is flourishing marvelously.

tomorrow, i will combine these things with a couple cloves of fresh garlic, some olive oil, and a bit of chili pepper to make the most delicious fucking tomato sauce on the planet.

this will go atop some pasta that will be accompanied with...
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in 2 weeks, i'm going to vegas for three days. i plan on being drunk the entire time.

and when i graduate in december, i'm 90% sure that harper collins is going to hire me on full time.

last night, i sat on my friend's roof in the east village and drank wine and ate cheese with her mom, her husband, and my gf.

today...
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far too many people are far too frustrating.

at this rate, in a year i'll have to start having imaginary tea parties.

there's a strong possibility that i will be healthy enough and financially secure enough to come down to orlando for the last weekend in june.

i'm mostly just waiting to hear from one of my uncles about how much tuition assistance i can get for next semester. depending upon the answer will depend upon whether or not i can afford to fly.

i know i...
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finally had my surgery today. despite having to be at the hospital at 6:30am and being sorta nervous about being put under for the first time in my life, it actually wasn't too bad. and while i probably won't be completely healed until about mid-august, i only have 2 weeks of pain killers and nasty healing to contend with. the rest should be relatively smooth...
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so, apparently i've been brought back into SGNY.

WIN!

so apparently i've been kicked out of SGNY.

as predicted in a blog two weeks ago, i have finally been fired.

hilariously enough, the final straw was that on monday night, they received a complaint from a table about the horrible service via email. the owners decided it was me serving them even though i know exactly what table complained and it wasn't mine.

since my sis will be in town visiting for...
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