thank god suicide girls are performing tonight.
i can't believe it, but i've sent three hundred emails at work in 4 days.
not only that, but..
i can't believe it's not butter.
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"no blood for oil!"
"hm......how about toe nails for oil?"
"huh? no....that's not...."
"you sure do drive a hard bargain. ok, well how about phlegm for oil?"
"nevermind"
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i can't believe it, but i've sent three hundred emails at work in 4 days.
not only that, but..
i can't believe it's not butter.
......
.........
"no blood for oil!"
"hm......how about toe nails for oil?"
"huh? no....that's not...."
"you sure do drive a hard bargain. ok, well how about phlegm for oil?"
"nevermind"
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miss_lady:
Yes, I know I suck for missing SGB this time. 
Sounds like it was a blast.
Sounds like it was a blast.
acetracer:
I need incentive to accept you as a friend. What special priveleges do your friends enjoy? Will I be on the mailing list for the barely legal girlfriend party? Will there be pictures? You need to sell me on this 
many of you have probably received very odd comments from me today. this is because the stress level at work is causing me to lose my mind. i've sent out 74 emails today and haven't even scratched the surface of what i need to get done.
please send fruit.
i mean, send help.
i need a hug.
please send fruit.
i mean, send help.
i need a hug.
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starr:
*hugs* Clowns made us laugh form years of drug abuse...Puppies are just rad..and Midgets are angrylittle people 
xsinonskinx:
yes I am going to the SGB tonight, a tattoo shop downtown I don't remember the name of it actually... I was referred to the guy by a friend and haven't been to the shop yet.
work is stressful right now. my coworker had to go to china to iron out some kinks in our china office productivity, so i'm left to fend for myself. this freaking sucks. not to mention that i'm being asked how i can help save a $16 million dollar account that i've never worked with before. how the fuck would i know? i make the shit,...
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xhavokx:
happy belated birthday!!! 
reagan:
oh man. that whould rule! my ears are at 1/2 and i dont really have anyuthing for them
does this dress make me look fat?
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madison:
no...your fat makes you look fat.
(no offense....had to)
thanks for the recomendations!!!
(no offense....had to)
thanks for the recomendations!!!
delusion:
....i think we were seperated at birth..hehe
ok, i know it may sound silly but the very first thing that you need to do is define your genre. not what your book is about but where it fits on the market. all that publishing is doing is making your work a commodity. publishing houses want to know where your book fills a need, where there is a demand. my best advice is go to a local bookstore, maybe even a couple and look around the sections. figure out where your book would fit in the best. whatever the name of the section is, i.e. self-help, cooking, nonfictional history etc. that is your genre & it has everything to do with how you go about getting noticed and published. hope it helps...
....i think we were seperated at birth..hehe
ok, i know it may sound silly but the very first thing that you need to do is define your genre. not what your book is about but where it fits on the market. all that publishing is doing is making your work a commodity. publishing houses want to know where your book fills a need, where there is a demand. my best advice is go to a local bookstore, maybe even a couple and look around the sections. figure out where your book would fit in the best. whatever the name of the section is, i.e. self-help, cooking, nonfictional history etc. that is your genre & it has everything to do with how you go about getting noticed and published. hope it helps...
goin to universal today. gonna check out the new mummy ride and then go on some water rides at islands of adventure. might as well put the annual pass to use.
saw the day after tomorrow last night. good flick. badass special effects. but surprsingly enough, the most ridiculous part of the movie wasn't the extreme weather. no, it was this really cute chick that...
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saw the day after tomorrow last night. good flick. badass special effects. but surprsingly enough, the most ridiculous part of the movie wasn't the extreme weather. no, it was this really cute chick that...
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jthrak:
Hey are you going to the SMG show tonite?
evilwillow:
I hope so...I want to. are you?
happy birthday - but no brain meats, sorry. howsabout I puke on your feet, instead?
happy birthday - but no brain meats, sorry. howsabout I puke on your feet, instead?
gonzoe:
piercings, tattoos, jewelry, etc
two new friend requests in the last couple of days. bizzarre. i think you're all just trying to get on my good side since i said i was working on a really cool SG project.
well, it's working. heh heh.
if you'd like to continue to kiss my ass, please send donations to the "Help Pay for Joe's Hotel Room in Atlanta When He Goes...
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well, it's working. heh heh.
if you'd like to continue to kiss my ass, please send donations to the "Help Pay for Joe's Hotel Room in Atlanta When He Goes...
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mrsmead:
i'm with you on the bill murray thing
particularly in rushmore and royal tenenbaums
looky! a new metalworking group!
particularly in rushmore and royal tenenbaums
looky! a new metalworking group!
madison:
gays
carrots
skinny puppy
what event?
your event.
what??!!!
pay no attention to the girl diddling on her computer.
carrots
skinny puppy
what event?
your event.
what??!!!
pay no attention to the girl diddling on her computer.
nothing is going on right now.
nothing.
of course, i did talk to SG Sean the other day about a super secret project that i'm working on for SG. i wish i could tell you all what it is, but i'll get my ass kicked if i say anything. if it works out though, you'll all be very, very happy.
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nothing.
of course, i did talk to SG Sean the other day about a super secret project that i'm working on for SG. i wish i could tell you all what it is, but i'll get my ass kicked if i say anything. if it works out though, you'll all be very, very happy.
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evilwillow:
you should have read my last journal entry if you wanted to do the cube.
evilwillow:
still you, because the instructions were TO EMAIL ME if you wanted to do it. 
I win.
I win.enjoyed myself last night by getting drunk with two other girls and then watching them make out with each other. two very attractive girls, too. of course i then woke up with a mild hangover and had to come to work. the later part of this story is about as gay as ricky martin in a wham! video.
gay gay gay gay gay.
so in...
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gay gay gay gay gay.
so in...
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evilwillow:
I use it for everything.....especially things that involve you. stalker. 
neyrissa:
Nah, you're just really really cool...
Weekly contests stopped coz no one did them...and this is kind of like a contest...lol
Won't be finished with Uni work until 1st of June...can't wait...stupid exams!
Weekly contests stopped coz no one did them...and this is kind of like a contest...lol
Won't be finished with Uni work until 1st of June...can't wait...stupid exams!
so it's been about 2 weeks since my last post. if anyone is deeply saddened by my absence, then i apologize. of course, i also suggest you get your head examined.
i'm not gonna get all lame and be all like "oh, life has just been so difficult lately". crap on that. i've just been busy. spent the last two weekends not even being home....
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i'm not gonna get all lame and be all like "oh, life has just been so difficult lately". crap on that. i've just been busy. spent the last two weekends not even being home....
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neyrissa:
I haven't actually decided for sure yet which tattoo I want... 
Still deciding...I definitely haven't got the money for it after those boots I bought, so I have time to think about it! lol
Man, you make me jealous! I wish I could get piercing stuff for free! That'd be awesome! I've tried weedling the people at the piercing place into free piercings, but they just kept joking along with me so I don't think they took me seriously...boo...
Em has sorted me out with two tapers and a tunnel I think... I'm excited!
Still deciding...I definitely haven't got the money for it after those boots I bought, so I have time to think about it! lol
Man, you make me jealous! I wish I could get piercing stuff for free! That'd be awesome! I've tried weedling the people at the piercing place into free piercings, but they just kept joking along with me so I don't think they took me seriously...boo...
Em has sorted me out with two tapers and a tunnel I think...
I'm excited!
madison:
hey is that gonzo logo on the back of your calve?
that's fuckin crazy my guy friend want that exact same logo on the back of his calve....let me know so i can talk him out of it.
oh yeah, rum diaries baby!
that's fuckin crazy my guy friend want that exact same logo on the back of his calve....let me know so i can talk him out of it.
oh yeah, rum diaries baby!
why do good bands have to make shitty music?
why is the singer of kidney thieves making an acoustic, solo album?
why do puppies make us happy?
and why, oh why, do little blue midget hit me with fish?
why is the singer of kidney thieves making an acoustic, solo album?
why do puppies make us happy?
and why, oh why, do little blue midget hit me with fish?
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jthrak:
Dude were you at the peaches show? damn, I didn't see you that's weird, I was there with miss_lady and contradiction. too bad, I guess next time.
Ciao>G...
Ciao>G...
evilwillow:
because you deserve to be hit with fish. 
things i've learned or that have happened to me in the last few days
- got my computer working again and now with a faster cpu. w00t.
- got the new 'tweaker' album and it makes me very happy.
- got the soundtracks to 2 of the 3 myst games and, disturbingly, they are better than 90% of the music that's been released in the...
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- got my computer working again and now with a faster cpu. w00t.
- got the new 'tweaker' album and it makes me very happy.
- got the soundtracks to 2 of the 3 myst games and, disturbingly, they are better than 90% of the music that's been released in the...
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surfbetty:
Awwwwww...ain't you the sweetest thang....
Sounds like you have been pretty busy.....
Sounds like you have been pretty busy.....
contradiction:
seeing Quentin Tarrantino running around with a group shouting "Kill Bill, Kill Bill!" when I saw Kill Bill 2 in CA just kinda made the whole experience that much better. Being able to discuss the fact that the whole take on male-female communications in the movie really reminded us of our relationship with my ex bf was also quite strange. It was like a directors commentary on our relationship. What the fuck?!
Anyways, I think you should have jumped up on stage and donned a banana.
Anyways, I think you should have jumped up on stage and donned a banana.