thank god suicide girls are performing tonight.
i can't believe it, but i've sent three hundred emails at work in 4 days.
not only that, but..
i can't believe it's not butter.
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"no blood for oil!"
"hm......how about toe nails for oil?"
"huh? no....that's not...."
"you sure do drive a hard bargain. ok, well how about phlegm for oil?"
"nevermind"
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of all the things i've shot, i've missed my mind the most.
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dear god! this parachute is a knapsack!
i can't believe it, but i've sent three hundred emails at work in 4 days.
not only that, but..
i can't believe it's not butter.
......
.........
"no blood for oil!"
"hm......how about toe nails for oil?"
"huh? no....that's not...."
"you sure do drive a hard bargain. ok, well how about phlegm for oil?"
"nevermind"
................
.....
.............
of all the things i've shot, i've missed my mind the most.
...........
.....
dear god! this parachute is a knapsack!
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miss_lady:
Yes, I know I suck for missing SGB this time. 
Sounds like it was a blast.
Sounds like it was a blast.
acetracer:
I need incentive to accept you as a friend. What special priveleges do your friends enjoy? Will I be on the mailing list for the barely legal girlfriend party? Will there be pictures? You need to sell me on this 