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daily revelation #1: i am sick. i have a fever. it fucking blows.

daily revelation #2: i had a good thing going back when i was avoiding relationships. i am now returning to that place of zen. 3 cheers for random, meaningless sex! boink boink boink.

i find it both amusing and somewhat disconcerting, the interest my kitten has in what goes on in the toilet when i sit down. he'll poke his nose into the crack between the seat and the bowl and stare intently at whatever action is taking place. when i stand up and flush, he'll get up on his hind legs and peer into the swirling water...
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i HATE getting out of a hot shower on a cold morning

i'm sick of feeling things. someone turn me into a rock.

or maybe a feather, or a plant. yeah, that would be nice.

time to dope up on sleeping pills . . .

she was judged and found wanting.

1. she wanted one person, just one person.

2. she knew she wanted what she could not have. and so she wanted proof that it was impossible. she wanted to read "you cannot have me because i do not want you." one way or the other, she just wanted to know.

right now i have nothing interesting to say. so y'all can just pretend this is the most awesome journal entry ever ever and make wonderful comments.

oh, actually i had a dream i ate 3 mini pizzas with cheese and some cookies and i was the most horrible vegan ever.

and this house made to look like one of jupiter's moons broke off the earth...
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*driving to boston*

me: so, just to make idle conversation, what are you like when you drink? like, for instance, do you get easier?

redskull: no, actually i think i get harder.

*silence*

me: insane laughter. can't speak. wild gesturing.

redskull: . . . yeah, those are some nice trees outside, eh? *blush blush blush* [please note the correct useage and placement of the word...
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fahck yeah.

i think i need to start avoiding all forms of non face-to-face communication while drunk.

bye for now.