go_lately

so i'm wearing my boyfriend's sweatshirt and pj bottoms. he's 6'4. i feel kinda like i'm in the sequel to the movie big. but it's called "small" and instead of growing i shrank back down to snacksized.

help me!

i saw a pic on the hookup page and i can't find it again, or the member who posesses it!

it was a girl with her back mostly to the camera, a bit of her side, standing to the right of a tree. you can see her from head to toe. on the tree she's taped signs that say "leaf" next to fake...
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my conundrum:

all my plans still stand.

but i'm falling in love.

i'm 99.99% sure i'm still leaving. i'm 100% sure that we have something that can be put on hold for a few years and still be just as wonderful.

but i don't fucking want to leave him

conundrum

thanks sooooooooo much to everyone who gave me birthday wishes! tons of love right back!

meow

motherfuckin' BLACKJACK baby.

rock.



*edit* gimme presents.

now in the corner of the hallway there was a saucer of milk for the cat. "milk is for the pussy, isn't it?" asked simone. "do you dare me to sit in the saucer?"

just . . , speechless. but really really happy.

so i hit a deer tonight. motherfucker. now there's a dent in my car.

i didn't get him that badly though, kinda smacked his rump. the dent is the same as if someone sat down on my car really hard. i only hit him at about 5mph. i went to the firehouse really quickly (that's where i was on my way to anyways), got some...
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at one point i had the song "i'm a little teapot" stuck in my head for about 3 months straight.

i'm a little teapot
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my spout
when i'm good and ready
hear me shout
tip me over and
pour me out

i now pass on this gem of musical genuis to you. enjoy it, for the...
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