"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
We're watching an AFI special on the top 100 movies of all time. Or.. this year's top 100 movies of all time. Or whatever.
It's frustrating.
I want to be watching movies. It's fucked up my entire netflix queue already.
I just realized Hillary's never seen City Lights.
I've never seen...
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We're watching an AFI special on the top 100 movies of all time. Or.. this year's top 100 movies of all time. Or whatever.
It's frustrating.
I want to be watching movies. It's fucked up my entire netflix queue already.
I just realized Hillary's never seen City Lights.
I've never seen...
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merritt:
I toss a cream sauce and don't even get a snicker? 
evilqween_:
new mattress...you're so lucky!
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josearcadio:
Ahora si estoy convencido de que NO te gusta Mana 
(hahahahaha, you LIAR!)
(hahahahaha, you LIAR!)
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timber_:
your comments always make me el oh el.
scheisskopf:
Sounds like you've got it all planned out.
And HOosiers to top it all off?? Yeehaw!
And HOosiers to top it all off?? Yeehaw!
My shrink says that i shouldn't even try to get off my meds right now. I'm too fucked up. Then she suggested maybe upping my intake.
doubling it.
The Shield tonight was so goddamn good.
But heartbreaking.
I love that show. I love it.
"And your ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter."
amaaaaaaaaaaaazing
i want some of that Gina Torres
doubling it.
The Shield tonight was so goddamn good.
But heartbreaking.
I love that show. I love it.
"And your ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter."
amaaaaaaaaaaaazing
i want some of that Gina Torres
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badangela:
I hope you feel better soon. doubling meds sounds scarey.
madam_lash:
meds and head drs can often do more harm than good... just beware ok?
I just had a really crummy workout. I'm going to have to go out tonight for a walk or something.
I don't know what it is but I'm not... operational right now.
I need to get out of this funk.
I need some pussy.
guh.
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lesmels:
I sorry... I make you cookies???
P.s. my sister will be dancing on her stripper-pole this weekend, friday night...think liquid latex, strobe lights, a hotel filled with under-age college kids drinking...and you won't have the opportunity for sex, which may be depressing at first.. but you'd be happy about it afterwards. Gimme a call if you'd like to come.
P.s. my sister will be dancing on her stripper-pole this weekend, friday night...think liquid latex, strobe lights, a hotel filled with under-age college kids drinking...and you won't have the opportunity for sex, which may be depressing at first.. but you'd be happy about it afterwards. Gimme a call if you'd like to come.
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trauma:
hey man, just dropping by to say hello
avidity:
yeah yaeh i know....go on gmail now so i can talk to you!
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koriana:
Well every comic movie I've seen has been a disappointment but I still keep going. Plus who can turn down a RDJr movie? I love when he's sober.
I hope things get better for you man. When life gets ya down, remember that a crazy fat naked hungarian chick has got your back. That alone should make you laugh.
I hope things get better for you man. When life gets ya down, remember that a crazy fat naked hungarian chick has got your back. That alone should make you laugh.
valcapone:
Oh, yeah. It was deliciously subtle. And I asked if he wanted to go to a museum with me, cus none of the boys I know are cultured enough to want to do that kind of thing. Or will even pretend to be.
omg
lol
lol
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productiondiva:
I had the most amazing day. I think good things are coming. It made me think of you. That's all.
pollythundercat:
Fucking A! i just left you a testimonial by accident...haha....
and I know YOU FUCKING LOVE my smirk.
and I know YOU FUCKING LOVE my smirk.
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lesmels:
Find me someone to take photos... I have an interesting story about this night, but taking pic.s of yourself sucks.
BTW, that is a spectacular dream. I had a dream once where my cousin got pregnant but wanted to hide the fact. So when she gave birth, she and a bunch of people from my family shoved the newborn up INTO my vagina so that it would look like I was the one having the baby. The whole time I kept screaming and crying that I thought the baby couldn't breath in there.
....we have issues....me, maybe more so.
Find me someone to take photos... I have an interesting story about this night, but taking pic.s of yourself sucks.
BTW, that is a spectacular dream. I had a dream once where my cousin got pregnant but wanted to hide the fact. So when she gave birth, she and a bunch of people from my family shoved the newborn up INTO my vagina so that it would look like I was the one having the baby. The whole time I kept screaming and crying that I thought the baby couldn't breath in there.
....we have issues....me, maybe more so.
I haven't seen those movies either, except Sound of Music, but not in my adult life. Which if you ever do watch movies from that time as a child, then later as an adult, sometimes the magic is lost. Like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang actually fell in to a pool with markings on the bottom, never noticed it until recently.
You should be proud. You're making me smarter.