Last night I dreamt that I had a couple of gay neighbors who one day knocked on my door. When I opened it they handed me a note: "We've seen you around and were wondering if you'd like to play with us. We could have fun."
I'm not gay, but I considered it, just for the whole being-fucked-by-people-who-really-wanna-fuck-you aspect of it.
Which tells me one...
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I'm not gay, but I considered it, just for the whole being-fucked-by-people-who-really-wanna-fuck-you aspect of it.
Which tells me one...
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I'm up. I'm sick.
My back is murdering me. I made it about 2 sketches into SNL before passing out. But that's a good thing. I need sleep.
I just can't sleep right now.
my back is killllling meeeeeeeeeeee.
cellphone bill this month: $580
I still wish I was drunk. someone get me some Southern Comfort STAT.
I bought the first season of Entourage, a...
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My back is murdering me. I made it about 2 sketches into SNL before passing out. But that's a good thing. I need sleep.
I just can't sleep right now.
my back is killllling meeeeeeeeeeee.
cellphone bill this month: $580
I still wish I was drunk. someone get me some Southern Comfort STAT.
I bought the first season of Entourage, a...
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crash_:
...why is your cellphone bill that outrageous number?
zerodiva:
Southern comfort, dude?? You really are sick!!
Feel better soon, k?!
Feel better soon, k?!
"Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor"
Seth Rogen is hosting SNL right now.
awww right.
Seth Rogen is hosting SNL right now.
awww right.
lielock:
it can be.. I think whenever someone is made to feel safe and warm it ends up being hot.
(make sure the salt rinse isn't table salt but sea or kosher...)
snl...twins..amy whinehouse..funny..hopefully they would drag to to the point of unfunny.
(make sure the salt rinse isn't table salt but sea or kosher...)
snl...twins..amy whinehouse..funny..hopefully they would drag to to the point of unfunny.
pollythundercat:
pay attention to gmail, FOO.
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lielock:
Have you tried saline and a baby nose sucker (or blowing might work if the saline breaks it up well enough)?? My one daughter gets major sinus problems about every couple a weeks and after warm bath I suck her nose dry. Then I use a cold humidfier and rub some vicks on her belly. But that saline it drys everything up but breaks down the snot in your nose so you can get it out. (but we also have a nebulizer that I use when it gets super bad) She is about to go through another one I can tell from her breathing. Drink your fluids....hard to turn off mommy mode.
aiceanta:
I hope you feel better! Gargle with salt water to kill any germs in your throat, and saline in the nose and lots of fluids like LieLock said.
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oliviavalen:
Aw you want me to come back? lol
How are you doing sweetie?
How are you doing sweetie?
oliviavalen:
Oh i very much got laid! Shit with like the 4 nights he was here...we got it on at least 10 times! After he left all my friends said i was glowing. lol
I'm sweating.
Last night was goddamn awful. today was pretty fuckin bad.
I'm drinking coffee with all some vodka and Kahlua.
It feels good with my fucked up throat. Tonight is fucking shitty.
South Park and The Sarah Silverman Show were pretty funny.
I got nothin.
I hope a fucking meteor hits this goddamn apartment and I'm hailed as a hero for giving up my...
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Last night was goddamn awful. today was pretty fuckin bad.
I'm drinking coffee with all some vodka and Kahlua.
It feels good with my fucked up throat. Tonight is fucking shitty.
South Park and The Sarah Silverman Show were pretty funny.
I got nothin.
I hope a fucking meteor hits this goddamn apartment and I'm hailed as a hero for giving up my...
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madam_lash:
stop smoking so much pole and your throat will stop hurting 
do you read the heroes graph novels?
do you read the heroes graph novels?
madam_lash:
well apparantly i dont smoke enough of it...
yeah they are good... they make all the episode come together nicely... i havent seen the promo for the next episode, i should find it though
yeah they are good... they make all the episode come together nicely... i havent seen the promo for the next episode, i should find it though
Yeah.
I'm dreading tonight. I should be asleep by now but I'm dreading the descent into madness that comes with a sleepless night. So I'm not even trying yet. I'll try when I'm good n'ready. I just had a PB and J (Pam Beasley and Jim WHAT A WASTE) sandwich and now I'm... sitting here.
People said nice things about a picture I posted. I...
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I'm dreading tonight. I should be asleep by now but I'm dreading the descent into madness that comes with a sleepless night. So I'm not even trying yet. I'll try when I'm good n'ready. I just had a PB and J (Pam Beasley and Jim WHAT A WASTE) sandwich and now I'm... sitting here.
People said nice things about a picture I posted. I...
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evilqween_:
A shoulder rub on your lonely futon? I'm up for the job
misshavok:
I love how she looks shocked he nutted her eye.
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elizagirl:
*hug*
dan savage = yes.
be better, ok? poor snotbag.
dan savage = yes.
be better, ok? poor snotbag.
merritt:
Feel better, dude.
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lesmels:
OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THE TRUTH!
And sorry about the snot crisis... I am so glad I don't literally feel your pain at this moment.
P.s. special requests for pictures??? I'll dedicate a few shots to you for introducing me to the site
And sorry about the snot crisis... I am so glad I don't literally feel your pain at this moment.
P.s. special requests for pictures??? I'll dedicate a few shots to you for introducing me to the site
valcapone:
She's the man.
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evilqween_:
Teeny tiny underwear...cool.
doherty:
That book sounds like a book I would like to read. I need to check it out or put it on my christmas wishlist.
Biography lends to death a new terror.
~Oscar Wilde