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I'm going to a fancy charity dinner tonight. I will blow my nose on cloth napkins and hobnob with Dave Barry and 59 other authors. I might wear a tie.
I will abuse the open bar and try to fuck someone and give them my flu.
I think I was all asshole-y tonight because of sex. Not for any particular reason besides that everything, in...
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I will abuse the open bar and try to fuck someone and give them my flu.
I think I was all asshole-y tonight because of sex. Not for any particular reason besides that everything, in...
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lesmels:
I love Dave Barry... he tickles me on the inside... but not THAT inside.... which no one tickles anymore. Hmph.
elizagirl:
No WAY! He actually has a good face for the Spirit, in my opinion. Who is it? they're making a movie?! Who's playing Dolan? Tell me it's not Gene Hackman or Richard Dreyfuss.
Fook?
Fook?
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timber_:
WHAT the FUCK is that book!? are they teaching kids not to be gay!?!!?
and ps- feel better. i heart you.
and ps- feel better. i heart you.
lielock:
I was just talking about ninjas today...
is that a book on good touch bad touch??
feel better...hopefully tomorrow will be better.
is that a book on good touch bad touch??
feel better...hopefully tomorrow will be better.
I'm on an Office commercial break.
This is the greatest show ever.
I'm sick still. I have what amounts to rotten, cummy tapioca cake batter coming out of my nose, which feels like it has been prison raped.
I killed the largest roach ever.
Then, a half hour later, when I showed Hillary the roach in the trash can, it was still alive, little antennae...
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jerawyn:
You're sweet to day so. How've you been?
penultimate:
that makes me smile 
your nose gold descriptions are vivid and horrifying. i think i like that about you.
CUTE cat. i love cats and their little cat faces.
your nose gold descriptions are vivid and horrifying. i think i like that about you.
CUTE cat. i love cats and their little cat faces.
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whiskeyagogo:
Girlsquirt!
timber_:
i all think those old school black and white comics look freaky... it's some thing about the contrast.
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phoenixgirl:
I hope you two are cuddling and keep eachother sane!
productiondiva:
that journal restores some of my faith in you my lovely. I really hope you start feeling better. maybe someday soon I will have two seconds to myself to call some of my friends. I will of course call you back at that moment. 
I felt so awful tonight.
I just kind of woke up from a nap that happened while I was trying to watch The War.
I feel better because i slept out some of the dizziness and because I've only had to blow my nose once since I woke up.
Make that twice.
I just had a mug of sleepytime tea and if I'm lucky...
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I just kind of woke up from a nap that happened while I was trying to watch The War.
I feel better because i slept out some of the dizziness and because I've only had to blow my nose once since I woke up.
Make that twice.
I just had a mug of sleepytime tea and if I'm lucky...
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pollythundercat:
You're already up and i haven't even gone to bed yet.....
You should start working on that package....I don't wanna stop reading
Please continue contributing to my literacy....
Good moods are good.
How do you feel?
xox
You should start working on that package....I don't wanna stop reading
Please continue contributing to my literacy....
Good moods are good.
How do you feel?
xox
doherty:
My friends set got rejected not mine. Mine got accepted (see previous entry).
That photo in my current entry shows Mimmi and not me.
That photo in my current entry shows Mimmi and not me.
Annalee is leaving.
She's struggling with being a 'good' person, and that's part of why she's leaving.
I gotta say, I respect it. I want to be a good person, so badly.
I don't know what it'd take, but I want to be that. I know that my doing good deeds (I try try try to do nice things for strangers all of the time)...
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She's struggling with being a 'good' person, and that's part of why she's leaving.
I gotta say, I respect it. I want to be a good person, so badly.
I don't know what it'd take, but I want to be that. I know that my doing good deeds (I try try try to do nice things for strangers all of the time)...
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lilypurr:
they do indeed, and liquor store, johnny quest... better to be familiar with the classics than 'she's gonna break soon', I can honestly say I hate that song, they are also really good live.
lielock:
isn't it weird to actually say that..and mean it?
me: you should check the milk, it's been there forever.
she takes out the milk, opens it, sniffs it, and shakes her head.
me: it's bad?
her: yeah, plus, it's got a film on the top.
me: is it an independent film? HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
me: how does it feel to live with a comedy GENIUS?
her: I have no idea....
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she takes out the milk, opens it, sniffs it, and shakes her head.
me: it's bad?
her: yeah, plus, it's got a film on the top.
me: is it an independent film? HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
me: how does it feel to live with a comedy GENIUS?
her: I have no idea....
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sweetbutch:
yes, satan is real
louvin brother
as real as insomnia
and yes, you are a funny MF
glad youre not my boyfriend gayballs
there aint room enough in this barcolounger
for two comedy geniuses
like us
yes, satan is real
louvin brother
as real as insomnia
and yes, you are a funny MF
glad youre not my boyfriend gayballs
there aint room enough in this barcolounger
for two comedy geniuses
like us
sweetbutch:
there should have been a big booger warning over that spoiler
did the meds keep you up?
or is it the utter facination with your own odors?
there should have been a big booger warning over that spoiler
did the meds keep you up?
or is it the utter facination with your own odors?
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ladycakes:
I know for real. I'd totally scratch my balls in front of you.
timber_:
ew.
this blog just made me throw up in my mouth a little...
i hope you feel better soon!
but you might get a yeast infection if your on antibiotics, lol. be careful.
ps- an acupuncturist can work on your sinuses too. heh.
this blog just made me throw up in my mouth a little...
i hope you feel better soon!
but you might get a yeast infection if your on antibiotics, lol. be careful.
ps- an acupuncturist can work on your sinuses too. heh.
Any girl that will deal with her boyfriend in a drunken stupor is definately a keeper!!