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My girlfriend has abnormally brittle nails. they break all the time and it always hurts her.
So since i have like 100 girls on my friends list, tell me what the hell I get her that'll make it better.
make me a big hero. get me some poon.
is there a vitamin i can pick up or some shit?


This was a good weekend. Movies,...
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valcapone:

I bet he was like that one Seinfeld character that just always said the right thing that got the women he broke up with to stab him. like "you have a big head anyway."



LoL!

As for the damage, I dunno yet. My mom is bailing her out of the joint today, and I suspect will fill me in on more details later on. I figure I might give her a call tonight to see what's up.

valcapone:
Can't. She's in TN and I am in MTL. The boy and I are gonna roadtrip down for Xmas, though.
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timber_:
i saw lars and the real girl today! it was so good. so funny and cute.
i still really want to see the darjeeling limited. i love wes anderson.
koriana:
I'll give you that. He eloquently gives bad reviews. tongue wink
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rowe:
So many pussies on one bed, what is a man to do?!?! wink

*LOL*
Father, I have sinned..
I am Italian and I have yet to even watch the God Father MOVIE eeek
lielock:
Well regardless even if you didn't do the boxing you went to the gym ALOT and didn't just blah your workout and really you are just getting over the rotten snot of death.
Why not rent the Chaplin movie of you know his life with Robert Downey Jr. and that might peak her interest to see a little more into his career.
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how the fuck is it that converge is still the greatest fucking band out there?

holy fucking shit


I'm more than a little proud of myself for working out mon-fri this week. five fucking times.
I still haven't signed up/paid for that boxing class tomorrow. for all i know it might be too late.
but i worked out a lot. i just have to keep...
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faye:
hahaha

Yea I play jazz sax - I'm really really out of practice - but it's one of those things you never full forget you know?

I used to be in a jazz band when I was younger, I can play a bunch of stuff half assed but sax was my specialty. : ) Alto preferably.

While I was working in the gallery in Montreal all we used to listen to was all this old jazz...I LOVED it. Chet Baker...ugh amazing.



psychofilly:
Thanks hun, seriously. -the cooch comment really did make me feel better though. kiss
Getting back to the gym is pretty tough! i'm proud of you! hopefully when things calm down at work i'll have the time to go back as well.
Good decision to stay home and drink by your lonesome. I think it's good for your health.

Sometimes all you need to do is stick your hands down your pants!
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cinnamongurl:
Hahahahaha! Nice dude, that rules! tongue
lielock:
I bet you feel good about it...going to the gym always makes people all happy usually.
I only tried boxing on a punching bag a few times it wasn't as stress reducing as I thought it would be. But you really should go and pay for it..I think you might guilt yourself about it if you don't
I can't wait till work slows down and I can start taking classes (we do swimming pools so in the winter I don't always have to work)
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today was fucking bullshit
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clarabelle15:
Yesterday was bullshit for me too. I had a shit day at work and I fell over outside in front of nasty people who laughed and my knee has swollen up and still fucking hurts frown
cyanea:
i'm sorry frown
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deunan:
I don't understand why it does that, I have bought things from Amazon sinc ethen and they get delivered just fine. It makes no sense.
jackieomonroe:
The adventures of Mark Twain? No, can't say I do remember that.... I think I was still a future sparkle in my fathers eye when clay animation was the hot thang.

Jk...

Good for you on the whole gym thing! Keep it up... and remember, the minimum amount of excercise that will ensure loosing weight, building muscle, and staying healthy is 30 min. three times a week.
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I'm happy to announce that I've returned to working out.
after three solid weeks of being sick and inhaling rot-smell I hit the gym yesterday and today.

It was hard and the workouts sucked but I'm back, sort of.

I finally got my prescription renewed so hopefully I'll be saying goodbye to the rot-snot forever soon.

Sinusitis = snot that smells like rot.
Yes, it's...
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clarabelle15:
glad your feeling better kiss
josearcadio:
I am glad you are doing better and working out again!!! And sorry for not writing more on your blog these days, I have been so busy with work and chores at home...have a great week! smile
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I have no clue who that woman I posted was.
I found her while looking for 30 Days of Night pictures, actually.
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phoenixgirl:
Dang it, you suck tongue biggrin
coleen:
I take way too many pictures of my cat for my own good tongue
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luella_deville:
The person in the helmet is Ellen Ripley, Queen of Radness and general Ass-Kickery.
(Sigourney Weaver in "Alien") wink


I cannot fucking wait to see 30 Days of Night. CANNOT! WAIT!!!

I admire your excellent choice in pretty much everything mentioned in this post.
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koriana:
No, I'm not "THAT" hot...lol. It's mostly my husbands collection, not that I don't appreciate or listen to them. I'm usually gankin' his Dio (cause DIO is god) , Rainbow, Black Sabbath (with Dio/ nix Ozzy), Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult and the other assorted hippie stuff. I like some of the metal too like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Candlemass, and Helloween.
I stopped buying CD's once I discovered the wonders of being a pirate. ARRR!!! I have mostly burnt CD's with MP3's from the internet and tracks from CD's I've ripped and resold.

P.S. "Pissy w/o Pussy" priceless