So... the shitstorm may be over. I slept well over night and I didn't poop anything ONCE.
My parents had me buy pedialyte and drink a whole ton of it.
They also had me buy something called A+D for my achin, burnin butt. And I think that's helping, too.
Anyway-- and I'm going against inkedmamajama's advice here-- I'm going to work. If I have any more... explosive incidents I'll hit up the clinic next door.
So far I've farted a bunch of times today without launching anything.
Stomach viruses/whatever fucking suck.
Also, I love this town.
Also, goddamn.
My parents had me buy pedialyte and drink a whole ton of it.
They also had me buy something called A+D for my achin, burnin butt. And I think that's helping, too.
Anyway-- and I'm going against inkedmamajama's advice here-- I'm going to work. If I have any more... explosive incidents I'll hit up the clinic next door.
So far I've farted a bunch of times today without launching anything.
Stomach viruses/whatever fucking suck.
Also, I love this town.
Also, goddamn.
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mneylu:
ugh. pedialtye. been there. and gatorade, and those milky meal replacements. bleh. I hope you get better soon! 
bastet:
!!! Me gusto ese flyer!! n_N