gayballs

I'm not going to work today. Or maybe I will, but later.
I'm still dizzy from this feverishness thing, but the real problem is this--
I got no fart confidence. Everytime I fart I shoot a jet of warm chai tea. It sucks. I don't mind having to change my shorts at home, but at work?
That's a bitch, and it's embarassing, and whatever else.
So no.

Anyway,what the fuck am I supposed to take? Tums or some shit?
Tell me, someone.

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