gayballs

I should be asleep but I gots a headache.
at about 7 am tomorrow i should be getting new tires, spending all of my hard-earned money.

fuck it, though. better than being stuck on the road someday. I don't even have a fuckin donut in my car. or not one that works at all. i should have dumped that shit and bought a regular tire by now.



but yeah. I gotta do it.
i'm psyching myself up to throw away a bunch of money on something that won't change anything that i can feel. i hate stuff like that. like... insurance. fuck insurance. goddamn scam.

Does anyone else remember the show Eek! the Cat? fucking greatness

okay. this boring-ass blog has been brought to you by the letter suck.
The Coen Bros. Are working on my biopic now. the working title is No Pussy for Fat Old Men.

AJ Jacobs told my friend Lily that I am a mensch. how fucking cool am I? Right?



I think you're fat.