gayballs

Tonight I'm supposed to be taking Hillary to see Medeski, Martin, and Wood. Shit's almost an hour away but If (if) we make it up there it'll have been worth it, I'm sure. I don't spend a lot of time listening to them but I know that the shit's good. We missed them at Bonnaroo last year so that we could go back to the tent and sleep, I think. We missed a lot of bands that way. I still can't believe we missed Devandra and Dungen to sleep.
But you do what you gotta.

This Medeski, Martin, and Wood stuff tonight is just... it's supposed to be me and her being spontaneous and fun. Which is like, a real stretch for us. We're a boring as fuck couple. Why go to some show when the latest Journeyman is on the DVR? Isn't America's Next Top Model tonight?
Yeah. We're more like that.
Maybe I'll even dance tonight. But I doubt it. I'll just watch her and find a corner to jerk off in.
When she dances it's like heaven is singing to me.



There was no Wolverine in the Venom symbiote in this issue. It was a major tease. The story was still good but you can't do that shit to me. Really.