me: you should check the milk, it's been there forever.
she takes out the milk, opens it, sniffs it, and shakes her head.
me: it's bad?
her: yeah, plus, it's got a film on the top.
me: is it an independent film? HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
me: how does it feel to live with a comedy GENIUS?
her: I have no idea. I'd sure like to know.
me: I finished watching the movie
her, from the kitchen: are you talking to me?
me: no, I was talking to the cats. "Hey cats, I finished watching the movie" (Mickey Mouse voice) "wreary? wreow wras it?"
her: i hate you.
i kill me
she takes out the milk, opens it, sniffs it, and shakes her head.
me: it's bad?
her: yeah, plus, it's got a film on the top.
me: is it an independent film? HAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
me: how does it feel to live with a comedy GENIUS?
her: I have no idea. I'd sure like to know.
me: I finished watching the movie
her, from the kitchen: are you talking to me?
me: no, I was talking to the cats. "Hey cats, I finished watching the movie" (Mickey Mouse voice) "wreary? wreow wras it?"
her: i hate you.
i kill me
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yes, satan is real
louvin brother
as real as insomnia
and yes, you are a funny MF
glad youre not my boyfriend gayballs
there aint room enough in this barcolounger
for two comedy geniuses
like us
there should have been a big booger warning over that spoiler
did the meds keep you up?
or is it the utter facination with your own odors?