gayballs

What the hell. I've been up for a good while. I burnt a quesadilla and now the apartment is.. smoke. the entire thing. it looks great.

Hillary's gonna take a shit when she wakes up and sees how smoky the apartment is.
I'm lightheaded.

I had the craziest zit yesterday



I've fucking never seen anything like it.

I woke up with a snotstache today.
I wish I was drunk.