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When GTA4 comes out I'm going to jizzzzz.

I've been up for almost three hours now.
I don't know that the new bed is doing SHIT. But at least I got to beat off and drink coffee. Also, I had two slices of cold pizza.

Now I need to poop.

I wanted to go to the gym when I got up and like.. get that out of the way, but now I don't much feel like it.
It'll be really hot soon (if it isn't already) and the drive will be a bitch.

I like the feeling, though, that I may not have anything to do today.

Yesterday I was looking through an issue of Bust (because it had Miranda July on the cover, looking fucking fantastic), and there was this incredible plus size girl in the fashion section. Victoria something. She reminded me of Sara Rue.

I'm fighting the urge to get this for Hillary

But I've had such bad luck with getting her clothes. I'm always seeing things I want to get for her but nothing I get her ever gets worn.

Except this one hoodie:


Chacarron.


Did you hear that?
It's the sound of nerds everywhere having an orgasm.