She came home at fucking 1AM from the bookstore. She was up at fucking 5AM. I was up with her so that she wouldn't have to watch me sleep while she got ready. I hate you, Bill Clinton.
He's also costing me.
I gave her a blank check to go to a spa with after work. The look on her face broke my heart.
Motherfucker.
I'm going to the gym. And then I'm going to the county clerk to get a license, because I DON'T HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW.
Yesterday I got riggidy-raped at the new insurance place. My OLD insurance company, State Muthafuckin Farm, won't take me back because I got a ticket in '05. I went straight on a right turn only.
"But... my license is suspended..."
"Give us a call in september 2008, then we can give you insurance!"
"But.. I need to drive to work.. to the gym"
"Try us back on '08, okay!"
So I had to find a new insurance company. And I did. And I used to be fully covered. Now I get basic coverage. I used to pay $550 every six months. Now I pay upwards of $600. For basic coverage. What one needs to have a license in the state of Florida.
I also had to drop $250 because of the fact that my insurance was suspended in the first place.
I'm missing work to go to the county clerk, too. This is costing me more than I can imagine. And this is, of course, my fault-- when the insurance bills came in I put them aside for later. I did that for 3 months. Then my insurance got canned. Then my license got suspended.
Boy, did I bitch a lot in this blog. All things considered, LIFE IS FINE.
But anyone else who fucks with me gets balls on their fucking chin.
I am particularly proud of this photograph:
He's also costing me.
I gave her a blank check to go to a spa with after work. The look on her face broke my heart.
Motherfucker.
I'm going to the gym. And then I'm going to the county clerk to get a license, because I DON'T HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW.
Yesterday I got riggidy-raped at the new insurance place. My OLD insurance company, State Muthafuckin Farm, won't take me back because I got a ticket in '05. I went straight on a right turn only.
"But... my license is suspended..."
"Give us a call in september 2008, then we can give you insurance!"
"But.. I need to drive to work.. to the gym"
"Try us back on '08, okay!"
So I had to find a new insurance company. And I did. And I used to be fully covered. Now I get basic coverage. I used to pay $550 every six months. Now I pay upwards of $600. For basic coverage. What one needs to have a license in the state of Florida.
I also had to drop $250 because of the fact that my insurance was suspended in the first place.
I'm missing work to go to the county clerk, too. This is costing me more than I can imagine. And this is, of course, my fault-- when the insurance bills came in I put them aside for later. I did that for 3 months. Then my insurance got canned. Then my license got suspended.
Boy, did I bitch a lot in this blog. All things considered, LIFE IS FINE.
But anyone else who fucks with me gets balls on their fucking chin.
I am particularly proud of this photograph:
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PS I noticed Pitbull is not among you fav bands